Earwigs ☔
@earlofearwigs.bsky.social
he/him, 20 ☔
current interests, photos, life stuff;
ig @earl_of_earwigs_ for art
Shamelessly, we'll impart our melodic words of beautiful melodramas 🌅🌫️🌌
current interests, photos, life stuff;
ig @earl_of_earwigs_ for art
Shamelessly, we'll impart our melodic words of beautiful melodramas 🌅🌫️🌌
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fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
So they're going to be putting a camera in my mouth and guts whilst I'm awake without any sedation because I have classes that same day and I need to be alert enough to walk the fuck to class
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
So they're going to be putting a camera in my mouth and guts whilst I'm awake without any sedation because I have classes that same day and I need to be alert enough to walk the fuck to class
Minoxodil... minoxodil for happy trail... hghhh....
January 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Minoxodil... minoxodil for happy trail... hghhh....
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Three multimedia pieces for the FC art show ✨ the reliefs are done with sculpey!
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Three multimedia pieces for the FC art show ✨ the reliefs are done with sculpey!
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January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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☕ Counterfeit Café ☕
All you want to do is forge money. Your coffee shop is just a front, it's not supposed to actually get customers- but now you've got to serve them too!
Made by @scooteatsgames.bsky.social & I for the Godot Wild Game Jam!
☕ mokadevs.itch.io/counterfeit-...
All you want to do is forge money. Your coffee shop is just a front, it's not supposed to actually get customers- but now you've got to serve them too!
Made by @scooteatsgames.bsky.social & I for the Godot Wild Game Jam!
☕ mokadevs.itch.io/counterfeit-...
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
☕ Counterfeit Café ☕
All you want to do is forge money. Your coffee shop is just a front, it's not supposed to actually get customers- but now you've got to serve them too!
Made by @scooteatsgames.bsky.social & I for the Godot Wild Game Jam!
☕ mokadevs.itch.io/counterfeit-...
All you want to do is forge money. Your coffee shop is just a front, it's not supposed to actually get customers- but now you've got to serve them too!
Made by @scooteatsgames.bsky.social & I for the Godot Wild Game Jam!
☕ mokadevs.itch.io/counterfeit-...
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Too late, I've already depicted you as the theatrical mask of tragedy and me as comedy.
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Too late, I've already depicted you as the theatrical mask of tragedy and me as comedy.
I'm watching my mom, in real time, turn into a literal grifter.
Just yesterday, she sent me some demented reel about how "-as a parent, I don't let my kids associate with kids from poorer families because of a lack of growth mindset".
I'm horrified.
Just yesterday, she sent me some demented reel about how "-as a parent, I don't let my kids associate with kids from poorer families because of a lack of growth mindset".
I'm horrified.
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm watching my mom, in real time, turn into a literal grifter.
Just yesterday, she sent me some demented reel about how "-as a parent, I don't let my kids associate with kids from poorer families because of a lack of growth mindset".
I'm horrified.
Just yesterday, she sent me some demented reel about how "-as a parent, I don't let my kids associate with kids from poorer families because of a lack of growth mindset".
I'm horrified.
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phidippus regius/regal jumping spider (2024) #pepperbloomart
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
phidippus regius/regal jumping spider (2024) #pepperbloomart
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5th day in a row that my stomach has felt as though I have a literal glow stick in it
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
5th day in a row that my stomach has felt as though I have a literal glow stick in it
Hey GERD people is it normal for your stomach and esophagus to feel as though they are glowing cold?
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Hey GERD people is it normal for your stomach and esophagus to feel as though they are glowing cold?
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Some comic pages from my fairytale-horror comic
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Some comic pages from my fairytale-horror comic
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content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
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portrait with church grim (2025)
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
portrait with church grim (2025)
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99% of time loopers quit right before they make the right timeline where they fix everything
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
99% of time loopers quit right before they make the right timeline where they fix everything
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January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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T is for Tianschanobathynella
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
T is for Tianschanobathynella