Earl F***ing Weaver
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Earl F***ing Weaver
@earlfckinweaver.bsky.social
Pitching, defense, & the 3-run HR. Loves tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hates pretty much everything else.

THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
Reported and blocked.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I have some fucking work to do, goddammit.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Real Inspector Hound was mu introduction to Stoppard, and it's held a special place in my heart for decades. I've used the "Sometimes I dream of Higgs" monologue since I was in college. He will be missed in ways we cannot express.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
While I loathe that the "For You" tab is the default when I open Threads, lately I've been using it to see people posting trash opinions (usually they have a reply from someone I *do* follow), then I go and block them. Addition by subtraction is a hell of a drug.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Remember, it's okay to just think things without saying them out loud or posting them on a public forum.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can DVR the game, if that helps your decision making process.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A few weeks ago, while making breakfast for the family, I was asked if I was cooking bacon. I said "It's not bacon. It's Sizzlean!"

The blank stares were like daggers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Big Neidermeyer energy
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM