ethan
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Phantom thread but she's putting a lil asparagus in everything to make his piss smell weird
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Phantom thread but she's putting a lil asparagus in everything to make his piss smell weird
Yeaaaah I'm in the "Ari Aster is a twice-lucky hack" camp now. Eddington was not made by someone who can engage with the world.
February 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Yeaaaah I'm in the "Ari Aster is a twice-lucky hack" camp now. Eddington was not made by someone who can engage with the world.
The french judge announcing the number of CSAM distribution charges elon musk is getting
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The french judge announcing the number of CSAM distribution charges elon musk is getting
Before I Forget by Slipknot is the only rock song about the concept of evolution
February 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Before I Forget by Slipknot is the only rock song about the concept of evolution
Well how do I know there are atoms if I can't see them?
Absolutely brutal interview
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Well how do I know there are atoms if I can't see them?
my cat and I both have really loud stomachs right now and he is sitting on my lap and we are having a little gurgle duet
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
my cat and I both have really loud stomachs right now and he is sitting on my lap and we are having a little gurgle duet
Kiki writers vs bouba writers
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Kiki writers vs bouba writers
W/r/t epstein: *none* of these people chose to step forward publicly before now and be like "I had contact with that guy and x y z person was also there"
The elite assume there will never be accountability for this b/c the structure accountability would come by has been deliberately compromised
The elite assume there will never be accountability for this b/c the structure accountability would come by has been deliberately compromised
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
W/r/t epstein: *none* of these people chose to step forward publicly before now and be like "I had contact with that guy and x y z person was also there"
The elite assume there will never be accountability for this b/c the structure accountability would come by has been deliberately compromised
The elite assume there will never be accountability for this b/c the structure accountability would come by has been deliberately compromised
"a series he made with Google DeepMind and Salesforce, which will unfurl on Time Magazine’s YouTube channel every week"
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
"a series he made with Google DeepMind and Salesforce, which will unfurl on Time Magazine’s YouTube channel every week"
pantera fuckin sucks man. "respect walk" what are you, a dog?
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
pantera fuckin sucks man. "respect walk" what are you, a dog?
This needs to be treated how GOP/Fox treated Hunter Biden.
Every single day the message needs to be "when will we have the trials for Bovino, Noem, and Miller for the terrorizing and murder of the people of Minnestoa?" Not "should we" but "when". This is not something to debate on.
Every single day the message needs to be "when will we have the trials for Bovino, Noem, and Miller for the terrorizing and murder of the people of Minnestoa?" Not "should we" but "when". This is not something to debate on.
January 25, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This needs to be treated how GOP/Fox treated Hunter Biden.
Every single day the message needs to be "when will we have the trials for Bovino, Noem, and Miller for the terrorizing and murder of the people of Minnestoa?" Not "should we" but "when". This is not something to debate on.
Every single day the message needs to be "when will we have the trials for Bovino, Noem, and Miller for the terrorizing and murder of the people of Minnestoa?" Not "should we" but "when". This is not something to debate on.
Bowles = full of shit. Nominative determinism.
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Bowles = full of shit. Nominative determinism.
Why is all of Guyotat's non-fiction easily obtained in English translation but none of the fiction for which he is famous? Why no reprints of eden eden eden?
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Why is all of Guyotat's non-fiction easily obtained in English translation but none of the fiction for which he is famous? Why no reprints of eden eden eden?
dabbos, the world weed summit.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
dabbos, the world weed summit.
cover band at the Kindness Orgy be like: look around you all you see are sympathetic guys
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
cover band at the Kindness Orgy be like: look around you all you see are sympathetic guys
dog Courtney Love be like: i am/dog parts/
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
dog Courtney Love be like: i am/dog parts/
The most sensible move for the Nobel committee would be to dissolve the peace prize and issue a statement that the credibility of the prize has been damaged beyond repair.
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The most sensible move for the Nobel committee would be to dissolve the peace prize and issue a statement that the credibility of the prize has been damaged beyond repair.
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pressing the heels of your palms into your eyeballs to see only the seeing side of sight is all fun and games until the zigzag man shows up
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 AM
pressing the heels of your palms into your eyeballs to see only the seeing side of sight is all fun and games until the zigzag man shows up
Sinners was half a good movie.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Sinners was half a good movie.
Trailer to the remake of North by northwest is gonna have the airy whispered lady vocals cover of REM's "Stand"
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Trailer to the remake of North by northwest is gonna have the airy whispered lady vocals cover of REM's "Stand"
It is Christmas: get off of bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It is Christmas: get off of bluesky
oh you're a writer? where's your opus?
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
oh you're a writer? where's your opus?
This is the only hospital you'll be allowed to go to in 2026
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is the only hospital you'll be allowed to go to in 2026
Ok I know indoor-outdoor was way more common but even so how did people for like thousands of years keep cats without litterboxes???
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ok I know indoor-outdoor was way more common but even so how did people for like thousands of years keep cats without litterboxes???