I've always read "it's a poor workman who blames his tools" partially as criticism of people who rely on gear to fill in their weaknesses, and partially as a reminder that good workmen get the tools that satisfy their needs.

I think it's good they get to practice facing the wall

They make kits where you can convert a regular lamp into a touch lamp

When in doubt: it goes in the SQUARE hole

I have no emotional attachment towards BD Wong or desire to advocate for racism, but as someone who has said a lot of dumb shit I regretted as soon as I said it, this feels authentic to me.

Cowboy [derogatory]

I love machine-regurgitated slop! Yummy yummy yummy!

Have you considered going back to school for phone science

THANK YOU. You're the only other person I've found online talking about this

If you're wondering what inspired this, here's my cat helping me scan my film