IF there is any bailout, which I don't think there will be, it'll be to bail out the bullshit lenders/private credit entities. The only GFC-level event could be if there's masses of secret private credit debt, but is that systemically threatening like the GFC was?

I want him to live long enough, and be mentally aware enough, to see his ballroom torn down

del Toro: see, dr frankenstein is actually just recreating the cycle of abuse from his own distant father
Shelley: what?? fuckin hell
Shelley: that's not right!
Shelley: he's a sexy bad boy!
Shelley: he's based on my gay asshole boyfriend byron
Lord Byron [tossing hair]: that's right, he is

Stoker: i'm so tired of all these hot, hot frankensteins
Stoker: first kenneth branagh, now this
Stoker: it's like, god, everyone's gotta do their stupid sexy frankenstein
Stoker: it's just dumb
Stoker: who wants to look at a hot guy anyway
Mary Shelley: jesus fucking christ shut up bram