I only got around to finishing this once the Switch 2 update rolled in and yeah, TotK is just an astonishing achievement. Like it’s such an impossible standard to live up to that it almost feels unfair to categorize it as a video game alongside like… Pocket Card Jockey

Kettle Spinman

I think the path forward is to shower them with false praise and adoration.

“Secretary Hegseth! We are all massive fans of your very legal operations! Any chance a ruggedly handsome warfighter like yourself has some bonus content to share with us Hegheads? Alternate angles? Maybe deleted scenes?”

Skimbleshanks enters the arena with the Majin M burned into his forehead

So bummed out by the teasers of a Fantastic Four/Doom-focused sequel throughout game which will likely never come to fruition

This seems like the sort of thing that would have been solid B+ movie in the 90s

I’ll give up my KRAKOOOOOM when they pry it from my cold, dead hands

The 1992-2025 bit in the corner makes it seem like they are eulogizing Kirby

Port wine cheese, though…

Oh no. No no no no no no no no no

My grandfather worked as a mail carrier for like 40 years and he is an unlimited source of the most unhinged stories you have ever heard. Like even his dad could not compete and that guy was in World War II and knew General Patton

At least the monorail guy was charming. Any time one of these goobers makes a public appearance they exhibit all the charisma of a toilet wand

SANSUI TAKE ME AWAYYYY

I gave up waiting for something interesting to happen during the Game Awards and took my dogs out so they could poop and at that precise moment a friend texted me that Control was happening. Absolutely furious

I loved the double gear system. My hope is they expand upon it (QUAD GEAR???) or replace it with two brand new effects.