Looking to sell my three tickets for the Beyond Fest Guillermo Del Toro: From Sketch To Screen triple (Hellboy/Hellboy II/Blade II) at 8:00 at The Egyptian this Saturday. Would love to sell them all together if I can, they’re $32 a pop.

(No movement so far in the BF Discord)

In less than two weeks, me and some other great comics take our first plunge into Pop Culture Hell! Will you learn about what cryptids you should or shouldn’t have sex with? Only one way to find out, so RSVP and reserve your spot in Pop Culture Hell now!

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Against my better judgment, I’m diving back into comedy, but I’m at least doing it on my own terms by resurrecting my show The Pop Culture Mixtape as Pop Culture Hell. First show is July 23rd at Killer Fitness. Be there!

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Ain’t no goddamn reason to celebrate the Fourth of July (and there ain’t been for a long ass time), but we can still celebrate the horror movies that take place on said day.

Insane that this much money is being sunk into movies whose sole purpose for existence seems to be “background noise.”

“The Brutalist, my ass! It’s probably just The Pianist!”

Damn, new footage of the dude who shot that CEO just dropped.

I am an artist, but also I’m formally declaring war against Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

“Facts” by Tom MacDonald (feat. Ben Shapiro), 2024

Me every day for the rest of my life now that I’m married.

Me every time I see some rude dipshit on their phone in a goddamn movie theater

“Try That In A Small Town” (2023, Jason Aldean)