Dustin Hell Meadows
@dustinmeadows.bsky.social
Actor. Comedian. Filmmaker. Idiot. Musician. Writer.
There’s been clear signs for years, decades, centuries even, that the human race is fucking cooked. Yet every day we get more evidence.
Today’s exhibit? Tickets to a fucking improv show sold through Ticketmaster for well over 4x what anyone should ever have to pay for improv.
Today’s exhibit? Tickets to a fucking improv show sold through Ticketmaster for well over 4x what anyone should ever have to pay for improv.
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There’s been clear signs for years, decades, centuries even, that the human race is fucking cooked. Yet every day we get more evidence.
Today’s exhibit? Tickets to a fucking improv show sold through Ticketmaster for well over 4x what anyone should ever have to pay for improv.
Today’s exhibit? Tickets to a fucking improv show sold through Ticketmaster for well over 4x what anyone should ever have to pay for improv.
Looking to sell my three tickets for the Beyond Fest Guillermo Del Toro: From Sketch To Screen triple (Hellboy/Hellboy II/Blade II) at 8:00 at The Egyptian this Saturday. Would love to sell them all together if I can, they’re $32 a pop.
(No movement so far in the BF Discord)
(No movement so far in the BF Discord)
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Looking to sell my three tickets for the Beyond Fest Guillermo Del Toro: From Sketch To Screen triple (Hellboy/Hellboy II/Blade II) at 8:00 at The Egyptian this Saturday. Would love to sell them all together if I can, they’re $32 a pop.
(No movement so far in the BF Discord)
(No movement so far in the BF Discord)
I get that probably not a lot of people watched the Al Pacino movie S1M0NE, but all this bullshit of touting an AI actress makes it that much clearer that not a lot of people watched the Al Pacino movie S1M0NE.
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I get that probably not a lot of people watched the Al Pacino movie S1M0NE, but all this bullshit of touting an AI actress makes it that much clearer that not a lot of people watched the Al Pacino movie S1M0NE.
Choosing violence this week. Gonna wander into every theater showing One Battle After Another and tell every maidenless dork in there that the best P.T. Anderson movie is Event Horizon.
September 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Choosing violence this week. Gonna wander into every theater showing One Battle After Another and tell every maidenless dork in there that the best P.T. Anderson movie is Event Horizon.
Weapons? You mean that movie where all them damn kids Naruto Run out into the night to never be seen again?
August 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Weapons? You mean that movie where all them damn kids Naruto Run out into the night to never be seen again?
Motherfuckers dropping left and right but the Grim Reaper refuses to give us the death announcement we’re all waiting for.
July 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Motherfuckers dropping left and right but the Grim Reaper refuses to give us the death announcement we’re all waiting for.
In less than two weeks, me and some other great comics take our first plunge into Pop Culture Hell! Will you learn about what cryptids you should or shouldn’t have sex with? Only one way to find out, so RSVP and reserve your spot in Pop Culture Hell now!
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
July 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
In less than two weeks, me and some other great comics take our first plunge into Pop Culture Hell! Will you learn about what cryptids you should or shouldn’t have sex with? Only one way to find out, so RSVP and reserve your spot in Pop Culture Hell now!
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
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I'll be performing for the first time since 2022... after a long pause! Come see if I can make you laugh or if I now have crows feet! Both can exist AT THE SAME TIME! The show will be at the AMAZING venue, Killer Fitness hosted by @dustinmeadows.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'll be performing for the first time since 2022... after a long pause! Come see if I can make you laugh or if I now have crows feet! Both can exist AT THE SAME TIME! The show will be at the AMAZING venue, Killer Fitness hosted by @dustinmeadows.bsky.social
Against my better judgment, I’m diving back into comedy, but I’m at least doing it on my own terms by resurrecting my show The Pop Culture Mixtape as Pop Culture Hell. First show is July 23rd at Killer Fitness. Be there!
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
July 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Against my better judgment, I’m diving back into comedy, but I’m at least doing it on my own terms by resurrecting my show The Pop Culture Mixtape as Pop Culture Hell. First show is July 23rd at Killer Fitness. Be there!
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
www.eventbrite.com/e/pop-cultur...
Ain’t no goddamn reason to celebrate the Fourth of July (and there ain’t been for a long ass time), but we can still celebrate the horror movies that take place on said day.
July 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ain’t no goddamn reason to celebrate the Fourth of July (and there ain’t been for a long ass time), but we can still celebrate the horror movies that take place on said day.
Goddamn, they’re just really hellbent on reminding us every day why this country is absolute ass, huh?
July 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Goddamn, they’re just really hellbent on reminding us every day why this country is absolute ass, huh?
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A few years ago our friend @dustinmeadows.bsky.social got a bunch of us together to do a collaborative remake of Jaws. The finished product is on YouTube but here is our scene:
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A few years ago our friend @dustinmeadows.bsky.social got a bunch of us together to do a collaborative remake of Jaws. The finished product is on YouTube but here is our scene:
I heard that people who use ChatGPT always come down with a nasty case of Ligma.
June 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I heard that people who use ChatGPT always come down with a nasty case of Ligma.
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Help Jonathan Joss' husband. A GFM has been set up: gofund.me/58c2e16d
June 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Help Jonathan Joss' husband. A GFM has been set up: gofund.me/58c2e16d
AI? ‘Ey, I oughtta punch your teeth down your throat, ya unoriginal fuck.
March 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
AI? ‘Ey, I oughtta punch your teeth down your throat, ya unoriginal fuck.
Insane that this much money is being sunk into movies whose sole purpose for existence seems to be “background noise.”
March 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Insane that this much money is being sunk into movies whose sole purpose for existence seems to be “background noise.”
I released an album featuring some of my favorite score work from the last few years. Check it out, give me money for it if you feel so inclined, and then ask Zach Cregger to let me score his Resident Evil movie.
What's The Score?, by Dustin Meadows
13 track album
dustinmeadows.bandcamp.com
March 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I released an album featuring some of my favorite score work from the last few years. Check it out, give me money for it if you feel so inclined, and then ask Zach Cregger to let me score his Resident Evil movie.
“The Brutalist, my ass! It’s probably just The Pianist!”
March 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
“The Brutalist, my ass! It’s probably just The Pianist!”
If I was in the Academy Awards orchestra after Adrien Brody pulled that self-indulgent bullshit nothing of an acceptance speech, I woulda been waiting backstage for his long winded ass with a sock full of quarters.
March 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If I was in the Academy Awards orchestra after Adrien Brody pulled that self-indulgent bullshit nothing of an acceptance speech, I woulda been waiting backstage for his long winded ass with a sock full of quarters.
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March 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m beginning to think none of the Oscar winners are gonna threaten to kill the president in their acceptance speech.
March 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m beginning to think none of the Oscar winners are gonna threaten to kill the president in their acceptance speech.
Smokey And The Bandit but instead of running beer from Texarkana it’s someone bringing me a shitload of Faygo in Los Angeles.
March 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Smokey And The Bandit but instead of running beer from Texarkana it’s someone bringing me a shitload of Faygo in Los Angeles.
The Street Fighter car smashing stage but it’s all Teslas and cybertrucks.
March 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Street Fighter car smashing stage but it’s all Teslas and cybertrucks.
Pretty goddamn toothless of the SNL 50th Anniversary to have an “In Memoriam” segment for problematic sketches/guests that didn’t include former hosts and actual virgins who can’t drive Trump and Elon.
February 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Pretty goddamn toothless of the SNL 50th Anniversary to have an “In Memoriam” segment for problematic sketches/guests that didn’t include former hosts and actual virgins who can’t drive Trump and Elon.