Dustin Cobwebs
@dustincobwebs.bsky.social
We’re all mad here, Alice.
Slava Ukraini
Legalize psychedelics
Free the nipple, both of ‘em
AI generators are an insult to humanity.
Let’s talk Sigmund Freud OR Warhammer
Slava Ukraini
Legalize psychedelics
Free the nipple, both of ‘em
AI generators are an insult to humanity.
Let’s talk Sigmund Freud OR Warhammer
The QUEEN is DEAD.
RIP to the true Goth Queen, Catherine O’hara.
RIP to the true Goth Queen, Catherine O’hara.
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 AM
The QUEEN is DEAD.
RIP to the true Goth Queen, Catherine O’hara.
RIP to the true Goth Queen, Catherine O’hara.
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bon... jovi...
bon......jobi...
...jon.... bijo.,
joe... bid- oh my god
bon......jobi...
...jon.... bijo.,
joe... bid- oh my god
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 AM
bon... jovi...
bon......jobi...
...jon.... bijo.,
joe... bid- oh my god
bon......jobi...
...jon.... bijo.,
joe... bid- oh my god
A poem I wrote when i was 8 or 9:
Servy Werzy was a servy.
Servy Werzy had no chairs.
Servy Werzy wasn’t servy, werzy.
Servy Werzy was a servy.
Servy Werzy had no chairs.
Servy Werzy wasn’t servy, werzy.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 AM
A poem I wrote when i was 8 or 9:
Servy Werzy was a servy.
Servy Werzy had no chairs.
Servy Werzy wasn’t servy, werzy.
Servy Werzy was a servy.
Servy Werzy had no chairs.
Servy Werzy wasn’t servy, werzy.
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😾:"This is straight up bullshit!"
🥰:"I know Kitty,I'm sorry, but if I don't get up & go to work, we'll all starve" 🤦😓
🥰:"I know Kitty,I'm sorry, but if I don't get up & go to work, we'll all starve" 🤦😓
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 AM
😾:"This is straight up bullshit!"
🥰:"I know Kitty,I'm sorry, but if I don't get up & go to work, we'll all starve" 🤦😓
🥰:"I know Kitty,I'm sorry, but if I don't get up & go to work, we'll all starve" 🤦😓
My name is (real name redacted) and I have a healthy obsession with goblins and a mostly healthy obsession with buying miniatures of them
January 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
My name is (real name redacted) and I have a healthy obsession with goblins and a mostly healthy obsession with buying miniatures of them
There is nothing in the rules of Magic the Gathering that says you can’t use a small miniature for a creature token. They don’t go in your deck and don’t go in your graveyard. We should make this a thing.
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 AM
There is nothing in the rules of Magic the Gathering that says you can’t use a small miniature for a creature token. They don’t go in your deck and don’t go in your graveyard. We should make this a thing.
…aaaand it looks like the bots have finally come to bluesky.
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
…aaaand it looks like the bots have finally come to bluesky.
The thing that pisses me off the most about generative AI is thinking about the smug developers. Imagine a guy who’s whole job is to create software that steals from struggling artists. His only direction is life is UP. His biggest problem is that AI can’t generate hands very well.
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The thing that pisses me off the most about generative AI is thinking about the smug developers. Imagine a guy who’s whole job is to create software that steals from struggling artists. His only direction is life is UP. His biggest problem is that AI can’t generate hands very well.
12:00 noon is like, the Chad of all times. But once 12:01 hits, then it’s like, that was cool while it lasted.
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
12:00 noon is like, the Chad of all times. But once 12:01 hits, then it’s like, that was cool while it lasted.
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No more meows
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 AM
No more meows
I don’t understand how people are getting nostalgic about 2016. It wasn’t that long ago but i will say that was the first year I decided to get a dead-end job, a d for the next ten years I have done nothing but work dead-ends, get drunk, play video-games, and have a backwards sleep-schedule.
January 23, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I don’t understand how people are getting nostalgic about 2016. It wasn’t that long ago but i will say that was the first year I decided to get a dead-end job, a d for the next ten years I have done nothing but work dead-ends, get drunk, play video-games, and have a backwards sleep-schedule.
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...must be something in the water...
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 PM
...must be something in the water...
Hot take: multiplication and division are meant to be the digivolved versions of adding and subtracting. The digivolved form of THOSE is exponents and square roots
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Hot take: multiplication and division are meant to be the digivolved versions of adding and subtracting. The digivolved form of THOSE is exponents and square roots
Bohemian rhapsody: the play, where all the lyrics are turned into a musical.
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Bohemian rhapsody: the play, where all the lyrics are turned into a musical.
You go down just like bloody mary…Marijuana, Marijuana Cross.
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
You go down just like bloody mary…Marijuana, Marijuana Cross.
Why has Reader Rabbit not been added to Super Smash Bros?
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Why has Reader Rabbit not been added to Super Smash Bros?
There is no such thing “playing Hooky”. It’s called “You are a Child being forced to do work against their will and are burnt-out”.
January 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
There is no such thing “playing Hooky”. It’s called “You are a Child being forced to do work against their will and are burnt-out”.
You have no right to tell a person who is healing from trauma that their methods of healing are invalid or that their trauma was invalid.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You have no right to tell a person who is healing from trauma that their methods of healing are invalid or that their trauma was invalid.
I can see where the snow cloud passed.its hard to capture on a phone but that area looks like the place Mufasa warned Simba about.
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I can see where the snow cloud passed.its hard to capture on a phone but that area looks like the place Mufasa warned Simba about.
I see your Pi
And I raise you one pi with pi as it’s exponent.
And I raise you one pi with pi as it’s exponent.
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I see your Pi
And I raise you one pi with pi as it’s exponent.
And I raise you one pi with pi as it’s exponent.
Autism-coded characters:
Hank Hill
Napoleon Dynamite
Crash Bandicoot
I will think of more
Hank Hill
Napoleon Dynamite
Crash Bandicoot
I will think of more
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Autism-coded characters:
Hank Hill
Napoleon Dynamite
Crash Bandicoot
I will think of more
Hank Hill
Napoleon Dynamite
Crash Bandicoot
I will think of more
I kinda want to be a gold prospector because all these videos of it online are really cool
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I kinda want to be a gold prospector because all these videos of it online are really cool
No Maduros,
No Ayatollahs
No Ayatollahs
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 AM
No Maduros,
No Ayatollahs
No Ayatollahs
What is today but ereyesterday’s overmorrow
January 16, 2026 at 1:18 PM
What is today but ereyesterday’s overmorrow
The Descendants just sound like a crappier version of Hüsker Dü
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The Descendants just sound like a crappier version of Hüsker Dü