Mystery rashes covering my entire body are not fun.
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Mystery rashes covering my entire body are not fun.
Reposted by Krista💥
We’re closing in on two decades of Republicans telling you, in no uncertain terms, that they do not care about kids being shot dead. In schools, in movie theaters, at church, in the street. They. Do. Not. Care. But hey, at least they’re good at racism and destroying the economy, amirite.
December 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We’re closing in on two decades of Republicans telling you, in no uncertain terms, that they do not care about kids being shot dead. In schools, in movie theaters, at church, in the street. They. Do. Not. Care. But hey, at least they’re good at racism and destroying the economy, amirite.
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Worker. Dominick the Donkey? Worker. Little Drummer Boy? Worker. Frosty the Snowman? Unclear but he’s rude to cops. (1/85)
December 7, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Worker. Dominick the Donkey? Worker. Little Drummer Boy? Worker. Frosty the Snowman? Unclear but he’s rude to cops. (1/85)
I LOST MY HEADPHONES
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I LOST MY HEADPHONES
It still surprises me when I see couples who actually like each other?? Never knew thsi existed
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It still surprises me when I see couples who actually like each other?? Never knew thsi existed
The trauma from childhood is so ingrained. I had to change plans with one of my friends and I worried for two days she would be mad at me. She didn't care and was really nice about it. I'm always still worried about rocking the boat with friends
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The trauma from childhood is so ingrained. I had to change plans with one of my friends and I worried for two days she would be mad at me. She didn't care and was really nice about it. I'm always still worried about rocking the boat with friends
So when I go to change my hair color I'm anticipating problems. So I guess if I end up with a crazy color I just roll with it
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So when I go to change my hair color I'm anticipating problems. So I guess if I end up with a crazy color I just roll with it
All I want for Christmas is his death certificate. Fa la la la drop dead.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
All I want for Christmas is his death certificate. Fa la la la drop dead.
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BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to release Kilmar Abrego Garcia from ICE custody ‘immediately’
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to release Kilmar Abrego Garcia from ICE custody ‘immediately’
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December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Did I tell y'all about who I met?? Ngl I was a little intimidated by the Gringott's banker
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Did I tell y'all about who I met?? Ngl I was a little intimidated by the Gringott's banker
My step uncle (repeat felon) got hunted down by a bounty hunter and is in jail. Think of this the next time you think your family is trashy lmao
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My step uncle (repeat felon) got hunted down by a bounty hunter and is in jail. Think of this the next time you think your family is trashy lmao
Back to our regular programming. I made meatloaf and mashed potatoes for dinner 🤤
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Back to our regular programming. I made meatloaf and mashed potatoes for dinner 🤤
It's so magical here!
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It's so magical here!
My flight arrived early!
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My flight arrived early!
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When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Reposted by Krista💥
It's not Thanksgiving until your racist Uncle says something racist.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's not Thanksgiving until your racist Uncle says something racist.
So what are we thinking is the best song from the new bad omens tracks?
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
So what are we thinking is the best song from the new bad omens tracks?
First time on an airplane today! Daytona beach here I come 😎
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
First time on an airplane today! Daytona beach here I come 😎
I'm stressed to the point that I feel like I need to cry to feel better
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm stressed to the point that I feel like I need to cry to feel better
Fuckface calling people piggy and fat slobs is hilarious. Does he know the guy in the mirror is him??
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Fuckface calling people piggy and fat slobs is hilarious. Does he know the guy in the mirror is him??
PSA: If you have covid and decide to not tell your coworkers, you are an asshole and in the wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
PSA: If you have covid and decide to not tell your coworkers, you are an asshole and in the wrong.
My antique ornaments are up!
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My antique ornaments are up!
People kept telling me the dye wouldn't come out of my hair and I am fighting for my life to keep it in
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
People kept telling me the dye wouldn't come out of my hair and I am fighting for my life to keep it in