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Opossum Living in a Trash Can
@dumbgreentrash.bsky.social
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stinks in here watch out
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
screencap of an amazon product, a pack of 5 pairs of undyed cotton socks from a seller called GBZJDSW
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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if you like this, to me you are millennial homer simpson.
merchandise photo of a blue bar of soap next to its packaging, which reads: "DUKE CANNON BIG ASS BRICK OF SOAP MIDNIGHT SWIM SANDALWOOD + LAVENDER"
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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what did i do
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November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I found one in the wild (under a shelf)!
A Chick Tract (weird evangelical religious comic booklet). The front cover has a drawing of the grim reaper waving at the reader, title reads "HI THERE!"
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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watch out boys!!
bottle of GOO GONE CAULK REMOVER
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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date idea: I say a bunch of insane stuff & you completely agree with me
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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picture of two clowns in pointy hats and big ruffle collars text: inside you are two clowns one yearns one is locked in
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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just like the good ol days
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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how it feels
a coyote with its teeth on the collar of a dog
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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like my man how i like my Kreg Accu-Cut circular saw track guide...
packaging for Kreg brand Accu-Cut circular saw track guide that says STRAIGHT, ACCURATE, SPLINTER-FREE
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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YA BITCH IS CERTIFIED!!!!!
forklift driving pov
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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he's pissin on da white house
zoomed in on the demo guy spraying a hose on the building, presumably to keep dust down
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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gm all
October 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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@ALeftistMoniker Liberals love to call anyone to their left Tankies even though they control all the tanks in America and use them to crush poor people every day
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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2035 FOOD PYRAMID top of pyramid: Anti-depressants tier 2: Soy milk tier 3: Lab-grown meat tier 4: Bugs tier 5: Seed oils bottom of pyramid: Microplastics
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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screencap house_feminist Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety random-jot Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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brain ascendance meme tier 1: finishing projects tier 2: abandoning projects tier 3: starting a new project before finishing the tier 4: continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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a bunch of babies in white robes standing on clouds in heaven. two are happily looking down at earth. caption: baby 1: Looks pretty bad down there. I sure am glad we were aborted! baby 2: I wish EVERYONE could be aborted!
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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post from user Not Rupi Kaur we are the daughters of all of the women who refused to go to therapy
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Eric Andre shooting his co-host meme top: Me (getting shot) My mom (doing the shooting) bottom: (mom turns to camera) Why does my daughter hate me
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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a man with a cool sweatshirt sitting on a couch, making an exasperated expression while pouring himself a glass of alcohol. caption: when you start giving them the same energy they been giving you & now they mad
October 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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a vegetable plant at a store. there is a small price sticker placed on the larger label, covering some of the lettering, so the sign now reads "Pot-of cum Big Mama Large & Sweet"
October 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM