Opossum Living in a Trash Can
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stinks in here watch out
going offline for a while, goodbye freaks!
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
going offline for a while, goodbye freaks!
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Just keep thinking that the American experience™️ is seeing people around me gladly trade their rights for some conveniences and then when the convenience is taken away, they fight tooth and nail to restore the *convenience*
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just keep thinking that the American experience™️ is seeing people around me gladly trade their rights for some conveniences and then when the convenience is taken away, they fight tooth and nail to restore the *convenience*
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Frosty The Snowman, a being trapped at the mercy of man. made amble by magic, magic held by the hands & whimsies of kinder. when head is bare is he still living somewhere distant in the ether? when alive does he fear the looming loss of his slushen existence due to man’s warming of the the planet?
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Frosty The Snowman, a being trapped at the mercy of man. made amble by magic, magic held by the hands & whimsies of kinder. when head is bare is he still living somewhere distant in the ether? when alive does he fear the looming loss of his slushen existence due to man’s warming of the the planet?
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ME: Hey. Hey you. Fuck you
GUY WHO THINKS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING FUCK OFF PEOPLE SAY “FUCK AWAY”: Fuck away
GUY WHO THINKS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING FUCK OFF PEOPLE SAY “FUCK AWAY”: Fuck away
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ME: Hey. Hey you. Fuck you
GUY WHO THINKS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING FUCK OFF PEOPLE SAY “FUCK AWAY”: Fuck away
GUY WHO THINKS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING FUCK OFF PEOPLE SAY “FUCK AWAY”: Fuck away
it's amazing how much better i feel when my space smells good.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
it's amazing how much better i feel when my space smells good.
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what if his name was edgar allen flow and he had gorgeous hair
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
what if his name was edgar allen flow and he had gorgeous hair
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who the fuck is parson brown
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
who the fuck is parson brown
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I wasnt allowed to watch Jackie Chan Adventures growing up because my stepdad thought it would teach me to stand up to him
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I wasnt allowed to watch Jackie Chan Adventures growing up because my stepdad thought it would teach me to stand up to him
why work out when you can just stock water pallets and toilets all night long
also ouch my body is going to hate me tomorrow morning
also ouch my body is going to hate me tomorrow morning
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
why work out when you can just stock water pallets and toilets all night long
also ouch my body is going to hate me tomorrow morning
also ouch my body is going to hate me tomorrow morning
got a cool new hat but argh! it is squeezing the fuck out of my head!
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
got a cool new hat but argh! it is squeezing the fuck out of my head!
peepee poopoo
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
peepee poopoo
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i would just give the united states over to another country like mexico or latvia or whatever
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i would just give the united states over to another country like mexico or latvia or whatever
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Turn on a dime while carrying a thousand pounds? Can a measley, pathetic little car do that? I don't think so!
Do you know what can?
A forklift!!!
Do you know what can?
A forklift!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Turn on a dime while carrying a thousand pounds? Can a measley, pathetic little car do that? I don't think so!
Do you know what can?
A forklift!!!
Do you know what can?
A forklift!!!
fridays are all about finding holes and filling 'em
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
fridays are all about finding holes and filling 'em
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The Chortlin’ Fuckass
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The Chortlin’ Fuckass
i will never lift weights of my own accord, which is why i have a job where i have to move shit around all day
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
i will never lift weights of my own accord, which is why i have a job where i have to move shit around all day
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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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bring back flip phones. bring back the Nokia 3310. bring back the Motorola razr. nothing good has happened in twenty years.
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
bring back flip phones. bring back the Nokia 3310. bring back the Motorola razr. nothing good has happened in twenty years.
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jollyamory is when everybody got a santa kink
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
jollyamory is when everybody got a santa kink
stressed! at work
pros a) it's friday b) i get to drive the forklift
cons a) i am really tired b) nobody is helping me figure out how to steer this fucking thing
pros a) it's friday b) i get to drive the forklift
cons a) i am really tired b) nobody is helping me figure out how to steer this fucking thing
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
stressed! at work
pros a) it's friday b) i get to drive the forklift
cons a) i am really tired b) nobody is helping me figure out how to steer this fucking thing
pros a) it's friday b) i get to drive the forklift
cons a) i am really tired b) nobody is helping me figure out how to steer this fucking thing
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few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
accidentally ate cheese oh well
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
accidentally ate cheese oh well
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You're a real piece of shit, Charlie Brown.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You're a real piece of shit, Charlie Brown.
i successfully have stayed off twitter and other socials for three weeks! no reason to go back now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i successfully have stayed off twitter and other socials for three weeks! no reason to go back now.