Dumbeffotry
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Pretty stupid and clinically depressed.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Do not regret to inform you the book the gay hockey show is based on(?) is some excellent smut.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Do not regret to inform you the book the gay hockey show is based on(?) is some excellent smut.
Another birthday stuck in a depressive spiral on my couch instead of being happy, carefree, and poppered up at a sex party. One day maybe.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Another birthday stuck in a depressive spiral on my couch instead of being happy, carefree, and poppered up at a sex party. One day maybe.
The worst part of this app is the inability to receive dick pics and nudes via DM, as is my birthday right
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The worst part of this app is the inability to receive dick pics and nudes via DM, as is my birthday right
Shes gonna win up on Celebrity Big Brother or Survivor or something, right?
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Shes gonna win up on Celebrity Big Brother or Survivor or something, right?
Someone put the Curb music over this immediately
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Someone put the Curb music over this immediately
I'm gonna fucking cum
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm gonna fucking cum
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Emma Frost: Ugh, Selene. She likes her men like she likes her cocaine. Uncut.
Jean Grey: You shouldn’t joke like that about something that’s ruined so many people’s lives.
Emma Frost: Please, uncut men haven’t ruined that many people’s lives.
Jean Grey: You shouldn’t joke like that about something that’s ruined so many people’s lives.
Emma Frost: Please, uncut men haven’t ruined that many people’s lives.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Emma Frost: Ugh, Selene. She likes her men like she likes her cocaine. Uncut.
Jean Grey: You shouldn’t joke like that about something that’s ruined so many people’s lives.
Emma Frost: Please, uncut men haven’t ruined that many people’s lives.
Jean Grey: You shouldn’t joke like that about something that’s ruined so many people’s lives.
Emma Frost: Please, uncut men haven’t ruined that many people’s lives.
Dino Fletcher has an old IG video where he flawlessly executes the Slave 4 U choreo and it is fucking HOT.
hey everyone just fyi this is what the west end Mary’s Teacher looks like
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dino Fletcher has an old IG video where he flawlessly executes the Slave 4 U choreo and it is fucking HOT.
So we - as a society - are just going to stand witness as Arianna Grande becomes the modern day Karen Carpenter?
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So we - as a society - are just going to stand witness as Arianna Grande becomes the modern day Karen Carpenter?
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"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.
The Eleusinian Mysteries but its just Olivia Nuzzi shuttling between various old rich Republican men who are overdue for a proctology exam.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Eleusinian Mysteries but its just Olivia Nuzzi shuttling between various old rich Republican men who are overdue for a proctology exam.
There is a certain old-world respectability and mystique in being a career homewrecker. I'll give miss Nuzzi that.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There is a certain old-world respectability and mystique in being a career homewrecker. I'll give miss Nuzzi that.
A whole career of being "The woman from Modern Family - no Not Sofia Vergara. The blonde one." And now you're the athe same kind of nameless bitch with dishwater hair in your own MARRIAGE??? LMAOOOOO
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A whole career of being "The woman from Modern Family - no Not Sofia Vergara. The blonde one." And now you're the athe same kind of nameless bitch with dishwater hair in your own MARRIAGE??? LMAOOOOO
Truly flopulous.
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Truly flopulous.
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If I comment on your picture it means I want to fuck
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I comment on your picture it means I want to fuck
Birthday week aka annual peak depression/mental illness/ certain ideations.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Birthday week aka annual peak depression/mental illness/ certain ideations.
Full on Nazi shit.
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Full on Nazi shit.
Happened again. Cool.
First day post shutdown and someone stole the pride flag I have hanging outside my office (for the second time) and left a threatening note under my door about it and how they shouldn't be exposed to "transsexual flags" in the workplace. Real cool country we have here.
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Happened again. Cool.
First day post shutdown and someone stole the pride flag I have hanging outside my office (for the second time) and left a threatening note under my door about it and how they shouldn't be exposed to "transsexual flags" in the workplace. Real cool country we have here.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
First day post shutdown and someone stole the pride flag I have hanging outside my office (for the second time) and left a threatening note under my door about it and how they shouldn't be exposed to "transsexual flags" in the workplace. Real cool country we have here.
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random: