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DukeVulture - Zombie Goblin Wizard
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Leftist, goblin, #MagictheGathering nerd
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Hugh Boobtron exists now.
A pencil drawing of Hugh Neutron from Jimmy Neutron with large breasts I commissioned this from a friend on discord.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Simian Silverback Sunday
Silverback Elder {2}{G}{G}{G} Creature — Ape Shaman Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. • You gain 4 life. 5/7 Illustrated by Alexander Mokhov
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I guess Dominoes is embracing the new gilded age?
A black and gold dominoes pizza box
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Computer, show me a perfect Magic card.
Gravecrawler {B} Creature — Zombie This creature can’t block. You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie. She’ll get revenge or die trying! 2/1 Illustrated by Fay Dalton
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Just add Reaver Cleaver
The Reaver Cleaver {2}{R} Legendary Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many Treasure tokens.” Equip {3} Illustrated by Yigit Koroglu
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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In many ways (4 MV, Beast, ETB trigger) Felidar Guardian is a Wumpus

HAPPY WUMPUS WEDNESDAY!
Felidar Guardian {3}{W} Creature — Cat Beast When this creature enters, you may exile another target permanent you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner’s control. The loyalty of a felidar is hard won but worth the effort. 1/4 Illustrated by Jakub Kasper
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Two dogs, looking attentively towards the camera. The brown dog on the left is sitting and wearing a chain, ears down. The brown dog on the right is standing, ears out wide
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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"Wanna see me do it again?"
Sorceress's Schemes {3}{R} Sorcery Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard or exiled card with flashback you own to your hand. Add {R}. Flashback {4}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) “The price for your meddling is death beyond death.” Illustrated by Jessica Fong
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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POV: You are being sniffed
A blurry close up of a brown dog
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Weatherlight {4} Legendary Artifact — Vehicle Flying Whenever Weatherlight deals combat damage to a player, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) Crew 3 4/5 Illustrated by Jaime Jones
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Gwen's PFP with a blue text bubble hastily drawn at the bottom
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Computer, show me a perfect Magic card.
Null Rod {2} Artifact Activated abilities of artifacts can’t be activated. Gerrard: “But it doesn’t do anything!” Hanna: “No—it does nothing.” Illustrated by Anson Maddocks
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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You heard 'em, ladies. Let it hang.
A brown card shipping envelope. At the top it says "Do Not Tuck" Along the left side it says "SHIPPINGSHIELDUS.COM" at the bottom is the Shipping Shield name and logo. The logo looks like several shields stacked within one another
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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I love you, damaged Giant Shark from The Dark.
Giant Shark {5}{U} Creature — Shark This creature can’t attack unless defending player controls an Island. Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature that has been dealt damage this turn, this creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature. 4/4 Illustrated by Tom Wänerstrand
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Smells really good in here.
A braided loaf of Italian bread cooling on a black wire rack. The rack sits on a large wooden cutting board. Some cans of PAM, salt and pepper grinders, a tub of flour and a bottle of oil rest behind on the counter.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Add to Deck Mulldrifter {4}{U} Creature — Elemental Flying When this creature enters, draw two cards. Evoke {2}{U} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it’s sacrificed when it enters.) 2/2 Illustrated by Eric Fortune Add to Deck Machine God's Effigy {4} Artifact You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it’s an artifact and it has “{T}: Add {U}.” (It’s not a creature.) {T}: Add {U}. Gix ensured his most loyal followers were the first to taste Phyrexian perfection. Illustrated by Martin de Diego Sádaba Add to Deck Mechanized Production {2}{U}{U} Enchantment — Aura Enchant artifact you control At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that’s a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you control eight or more artifacts with the same name as one another, you win the game. “Give me eight walkers, I’ll give you the city.” —Dovin Baan Illustrated by Adam Paquette
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Computer, show me a perfect Magic card.
Swords to Plowshares {W} Instant Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power. “The so-called Barbarians will not respect us for our military might—they will respect us for our honor.” —Lucilde Fiksdotter, Leader of the Order of the White Shield Illustrated by Kaja Foglio
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Who up getting bred?
A white gas stove. On the back right burner sits a clear Pyrex bowl with a large ball of beige dough in it. There is a towel that would be covering the bowl but is lifted off screen.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I drew me at the pre-release.
A bald goblin with the Airbender arrow tattoo on his head and a beard. Sketched in blue dry-erase marker in a knock off Infinitoken. (Buy infinitokens instead)
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Mythics and Rares from my pre-release kit and prize packs.
A series of magic cards laid out on a blue playmat. Left to right: White Lotus Tile, Badgermole Cub, Appa, Steadfast Guardian, The Legend of Roku, Hakoda, Selfless Commander Ran and Shaw, Firebender Ascension (x2), Waterbender Ascension (x2, one is foil), Spirit Water Revival, Momo, Friendly Flier Aang's Iceberg, Fire Lord Azula, Iroh, Grand Lotus, Toph, Hardheaded Teacher, Boiling Rock Rioter
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I prefer "Phasing"
Taniwha {3}{U}{U} Legendary Creature — Serpent Trample Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it’s phased out, it’s treated as though it doesn’t exist.) At the beginning of your upkeep, all lands you control phase out. (They phase in before you untap during your next untap step.) “Taniwha rolls in its sleep, and the land is awash with the waves.” —Poetics of Hanan 7/7 Illustrated by Ian Miller
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Azula on the Hunt, wow, what a banger. I'll pay one life for a Clue any day.

Getting one on every swing and the 2 mana to crack it too? Bonkers.

She's a 4/3 too? A threat that has to be answered.
Azula, On the Hunt {3}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Noble Firebending 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}{R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) Whenever Azula attacks, you lose 1 life and create a Clue token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”) “You can run, but I’ll catch you.” 4/3 Watermark: Fire Nation Illustrated by Toraji
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Menace, Firebending, and a mana sink for damage upstairs, on a 2/3?

Vindictive Warden performed really well.
Vindictive Warden {2}{B/R} Creature — Human Soldier Menace (This creature can’t be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) {3}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. 2/3 Watermark: Fire Nation Illustrated by Jo Cordisco
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I was skeptical of this card at first, but a 3 mana 4/4 isn't nothing.

In fact, it pairs extremely well with the previously mentioned Callous Inspector.
Tundra Tank {2}{B} Artifact — Vehicle Firebending 1 (Whenever this creature attacks, add {R}. This mana lasts until end of combat.) When this Vehicle enters, target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) 4/4 Watermark: Fire Nation Illustrated by Shishizaru
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The number of times I went to combat and said "One, with menace" was actually annoying. This card provides some great early game advantage. And if it dies? Good, you can firebend that clue for a card.
Callous Inspector {B} Creature — Human Soldier Menace (This creature can’t be blocked except by two or more creatures.) When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to you. Create a Clue token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.”) Protection fees can burn a hole in your pocket, but they’re better than the alternative. 1/1 Watermark: Fire Nation Illustrated by Enishi
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM