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m⚛️tt jensen
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What's a goon to a goblin?
Teacher, beer guy, disc golf guy, husbando
Probably talking to myself about video games
Quick ranking so far for prime 4:

1. Volt forge - so cool, obsessed with core vibe and the backtracking is done so well
2. Ice belt - good format, cool mystery
3. Fury green - I mean, it's the obligatory starter zone, a little boring
4. Flare pool - boooooooo
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Enjoying prime 4 but it makes me want to play the other primes as soon as I'm done this lol. Prime 1 and echoes are just so good
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Holy moly volt forge is cool
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The things about Bluesky that makes it not capture my interest is that it 1. Doesn't have too many active users and 2. Doesnt feel as raw or unpredictable as early Twitter did. Everything feels very sanitized and appropriate, rather than genuine and visceral.
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Just ordered my switch 2. Bound to happen!
July 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm reaching "recognizing pro players from behind" levels of disc golf
July 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We just watched independence day, and holy shit. I think that is the most American movie of all time
July 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals
July 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The Scooby-Doo movie (2002) is an oft-underappreciated bisexual awakening movie
July 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Schedule 1 is so fun lol
June 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Metaphor is definitely the best "woke game" I have played so far
June 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bro I would probably do anything for Hulkenberg
June 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Holy hell, is shivering isles the best dlc of all time or something?
May 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Another observation from my ToTK 2nd playthrough: the Depths are WAY more fun if you don't build the hoverbike.

The Depths are littered with those free Zonai building stations, so you can try out all sorts of wacky vehicles at no cost, plus, you find more via exploration.
March 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
SECRET STONE? DEMON KING?
March 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Replaying TOTK and that Stormwind Ark reveal is just so good.
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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whether they’re retiring or not this should be the last term for each of them
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.

The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:

Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
March 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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"All You Need Is Kill", the new japanese animated feature by Studio 4°C.
Directed by Kenichiro Akimoto (Fortune Favors Lady Nikuko).
Based on the light novel by Hiroshi Sakurazaka, which already inspired "Edge of Tomorrow" movie.
aynk-anime.com
March 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I think it's really weird that former presidents and VPs just like return to normal life. Like why isn't Kamala just going after Trump every day of the week.
February 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So amusing that the "Hurts is bad, actually" discourse has turned into "Mahomes is even worse, despite dominating the NFL for several seasons, actually" like lmao give us some credit!
February 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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i have decided to count out playoff patrick
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
COOOOOOOP!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I swear this game will radicalize me against the refs
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
PASS INTERFERENCE???
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM