duchessdecaff (she/her)
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of the mirror holding onto my coffee for dear life and screaming into the void.
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: Trump benefitted from Twitter's character limit.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Trump benefitted from Twitter's character limit.
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The Kennedy Center has been in continuous operation for 55 years.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The Kennedy Center has been in continuous operation for 55 years.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
Trump and Ric Grenell destroyed it in one year by making it so toxic that nobody will perform there.
Now they have to shut it down like a Trump casino.
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So why don't we impeach and remove him but tell him he gets a grand reopening in, say, like, 20 years—a reopening like no one has ever seen and will make big strong men cry
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
So why don't we impeach and remove him but tell him he gets a grand reopening in, say, like, 20 years—a reopening like no one has ever seen and will make big strong men cry
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The Beatitudes hit different coming from a guy with a black eye, gotta be honest.
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The Beatitudes hit different coming from a guy with a black eye, gotta be honest.
oh no! not ice hockey!
Has any country in the history of the world had a leader who is as big of a moron as #DonaldTrump?
I don't think so. 😂
I don't think so. 😂
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 AM
oh no! not ice hockey!
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If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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I swear to god some of these corporate news outlets would open a window right now and say “We can’t confirm it, but it appears that the ground is allegedly being snowed upon.”
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I swear to god some of these corporate news outlets would open a window right now and say “We can’t confirm it, but it appears that the ground is allegedly being snowed upon.”
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Walz: "We're no longer having a political debate. We're having a moral debate."
January 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Walz: "We're no longer having a political debate. We're having a moral debate."
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Here’s TMZ with a headline every outlet that cares about the truth should have.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
January 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Here’s TMZ with a headline every outlet that cares about the truth should have.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
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that tie knot is the same width as his head
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
that tie knot is the same width as his head
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In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
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Bovino: “ICE are the victims”
January 25, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Bovino: “ICE are the victims”
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Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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“Why would you bring a gun to….” Is irrelevant under the second amendment
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
“Why would you bring a gun to….” Is irrelevant under the second amendment
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Massive cleanout after the snowstorm.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Massive cleanout after the snowstorm.
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Walz: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace and kidnap its citizens off the streets or on the side of a nurse at the V.A. who died bearing witness to such government
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Walz: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace and kidnap its citizens off the streets or on the side of a nurse at the V.A. who died bearing witness to such government
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
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Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Bernice King has it absolutely right. We are facing a moral crisis in this country. And we must all act together to end it.
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They keep showing us who they are.
Murdering our citizens for peacefully exercising their rights, ignoring our laws, gaslighting us for demanding justice…
They think their brutality will cower us into silence.
Into obeisance.
They clearly don’t know who we are.
They will.
Murdering our citizens for peacefully exercising their rights, ignoring our laws, gaslighting us for demanding justice…
They think their brutality will cower us into silence.
Into obeisance.
They clearly don’t know who we are.
They will.
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 AM
They keep showing us who they are.
Murdering our citizens for peacefully exercising their rights, ignoring our laws, gaslighting us for demanding justice…
They think their brutality will cower us into silence.
Into obeisance.
They clearly don’t know who we are.
They will.
Murdering our citizens for peacefully exercising their rights, ignoring our laws, gaslighting us for demanding justice…
They think their brutality will cower us into silence.
Into obeisance.
They clearly don’t know who we are.
They will.