Andrew M
ducalincome.com
Andrew M
@ducalincome.com
unprofessional computer toucher and cute animal enthusiast. 20+ year NYC resident.
If you measure it on Google Maps it's actually like 2 miles it's crazy. The Galata Tower is tall but not that tall!
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Also, like, if you have a million dollars you can apply for an EB-5 and still have a million dollars if the investment works out, yeah?
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yeah but "people were broadly unhappy with Biden for a variety of reasons but most broadly because of inflation" doesn't feed the political media's absolute obsession with one Detroit suburb and What It Means For America™
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In NYC pretty much all the Amazon deliveries already come from their own Amazon branded subs. (with the occasional Lasership if you're unlucky). If there was juice left to squeeze here they would've already squeezed it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Apple basically did the same thing lol. They even have him a little gold trophy for being good at making iPhones or something.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He sounds like a bird running out of battery. ☺️
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"skill issue" is a pretty generous way to spell stdh.txt
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Korea should do this with those bird shit rocks.
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Still one of the funniest tweets of all time.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Yeah an incredible amount of schlocky cardinal decorations are cranked out every year and inevitably the lazy or ignorant factories (often far outside North America) make a bunch of male-male paired items simply because the males are so much more visually memorable than the females.
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
That is basically just what Doritos is if you look at the ingredients.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mamdani is the Bane of snake charming racist old white men. We merely adopted it, he was born into it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Like some sort of "air bus" if you will.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Manhattan is stored in the Bronx
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM