Dan
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Dan
@dster.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Caramel eyes caramelize caramel lies.
Wear a tie on TV you goddamn bozo.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wear a tie on TV you goddamn bozo.
It's one thing when Tarantino is critical of an overall movie, or directing, or style, or any of the things he's really known for (like it or hate it)
But for him to try to dunk on Dano as an actor... does anyone who loves Tarantino films say oh my god the acting is amazing???
But for him to try to dunk on Dano as an actor... does anyone who loves Tarantino films say oh my god the acting is amazing???
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It's one thing when Tarantino is critical of an overall movie, or directing, or style, or any of the things he's really known for (like it or hate it)
But for him to try to dunk on Dano as an actor... does anyone who loves Tarantino films say oh my god the acting is amazing???
But for him to try to dunk on Dano as an actor... does anyone who loves Tarantino films say oh my god the acting is amazing???
Isn't there anyone who knows what Krampus is all about?
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Isn't there anyone who knows what Krampus is all about?
Netflix bought WB... 😈 I now activate my trap card: IP Reversion Clause. By ancient contract law, please direct all licensing questions about Pinky & the Brain to me
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Netflix bought WB... 😈 I now activate my trap card: IP Reversion Clause. By ancient contract law, please direct all licensing questions about Pinky & the Brain to me
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
I'm pretty sure Tarantino just really wanted to be in There Will Be Blood and is still pissed at Dano
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm pretty sure Tarantino just really wanted to be in There Will Be Blood and is still pissed at Dano
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Throwing on a Christmas movie
December 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Throwing on a Christmas movie
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
Ringo Next
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ringo Next
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Every ai booster believes that college is about doing homework. They think there’s a homework goblin that pays the colleges for their homework. Their dream is that they can have a machine that you can pay $75,000 to and receive a college degree from in four years.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every ai booster believes that college is about doing homework. They think there’s a homework goblin that pays the colleges for their homework. Their dream is that they can have a machine that you can pay $75,000 to and receive a college degree from in four years.
Physical: Asia is so awesome
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Physical: Asia is so awesome
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I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw
News headlines in 2028 will be like P*lice Arr*st Twelve S*spects For P*ssession Of G*ns At The Airp*rt
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
News headlines in 2028 will be like P*lice Arr*st Twelve S*spects For P*ssession Of G*ns At The Airp*rt
Every character in The Witcher is named Yarglebarg of Bardeldorf
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Every character in The Witcher is named Yarglebarg of Bardeldorf
4 Claws, hell yeah
The nameless guy in the vault in the 1996 movie just turned to Simon Pegg and explained the plot again and asked for his trust as he will help Simon Pegg escape the Russians if he trusts him so they can stop the Entity, interspersed with Tom Cruise explaining to a submarine captain to trust him
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
4 Claws, hell yeah
I'm finally watching "Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning" and oh boy this movie is a fucking MESS 🪅
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'm finally watching "Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning" and oh boy this movie is a fucking MESS 🪅
I would become the heavyweight champion of the world.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I would become the heavyweight champion of the world.
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To thine own self please be fr
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To thine own self please be fr
Jim Cornette legit offered 50 grand to the first reporter to lose it and go off on this guy and I'm thinking we might just see it happen soon.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Jim Cornette legit offered 50 grand to the first reporter to lose it and go off on this guy and I'm thinking we might just see it happen soon.
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Kicking off a new conspiracy theory - the US has 3 presidents that were completely scrubbed from history.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Kicking off a new conspiracy theory - the US has 3 presidents that were completely scrubbed from history.
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“what’s good for the goose is good for the gander” did a gander write this?
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
“what’s good for the goose is good for the gander” did a gander write this?
If you're confused by this let me help; the president has no actual convictions or scruples, he's a nihilistic megalomaniac who agrees with the last person to have complimented him. That's it.
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you're confused by this let me help; the president has no actual convictions or scruples, he's a nihilistic megalomaniac who agrees with the last person to have complimented him. That's it.