Dan Stapf
@dstapf63.bsky.social
My ranking of the Predator movies after seeing Badlands last week.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My ranking of the Predator movies after seeing Badlands last week.
I'm sure the people who were mad at Kaepernick for being too political are just as mad about this.
What could possibly be worse than watching the Commanders try to tackle Jahmyr Gibbs? Oh. Right.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm sure the people who were mad at Kaepernick for being too political are just as mad about this.
I'm so fucking happy right now.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm so fucking happy right now.
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In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
Anytime I fly I get to watch as all the shorts on the plane get to enjoy their headrest, while it doesn't even reach my neck.
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Anytime I fly I get to watch as all the shorts on the plane get to enjoy their headrest, while it doesn't even reach my neck.
Two blu-rays and a sealed 4K for less than $10 at Goodwill.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Two blu-rays and a sealed 4K for less than $10 at Goodwill.
A House Full of Dynamite might as well have been called Edging the Movie.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A House Full of Dynamite might as well have been called Edging the Movie.
I don't really care about seeing Rambo in Vietnam. Because that's what a Rambo prequel is. This is almost as bad of an idea as the Die Hard prequel.
The Russo Brothers will exec produce the ‘RAMBO’ prequel movie through their production company AGBO.
Noah Centineo is in final talks to star as young Rambo.
Noah Centineo is in final talks to star as young Rambo.
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don't really care about seeing Rambo in Vietnam. Because that's what a Rambo prequel is. This is almost as bad of an idea as the Die Hard prequel.
Oh, hey. Would you look at that. Seriously, though. At what point does the court have the power to actually do anything?
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oh, hey. Would you look at that. Seriously, though. At what point does the court have the power to actually do anything?
I don't know how this guy isn't more embarrassed to be standing on his tip toes than being shorter than Gronk.
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I don't know how this guy isn't more embarrassed to be standing on his tip toes than being shorter than Gronk.
Nothing going right for Detroit today.
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Nothing going right for Detroit today.
I'm loving all the people posting about how a judge ordered that Trump needs to release the emergency funds to fund SNAP as if this man has ever done anything a court or judge has ordered him to do.
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm loving all the people posting about how a judge ordered that Trump needs to release the emergency funds to fund SNAP as if this man has ever done anything a court or judge has ordered him to do.
Deep cut costumes are my favorite.
we’re out of the country this Halloween so here’s our couple costume from last year (previously a Twitter exclusive)
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Deep cut costumes are my favorite.
Ending the night in Haddonfield.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ending the night in Haddonfield.
Fuck all of these people. Fuck them all. How long until they make vaccines illegal for people who want them? Fuck them all.
Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.
FL is moving forward w/ plan to end all childhood vaccine mandates. Starting with hepatitis B, chickenpox, and the bacteria causing meningitis and pneumonia. Then next year GOP FL legislature is expected to revisit 1977 law re: whooping cough, measles, polio, rubella, mumps, diphtheria, and tetanus.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Fuck all of these people. Fuck them all. How long until they make vaccines illegal for people who want them? Fuck them all.
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People should not act surprised, especially the right wing and anyone who voted for Trump.
We warned them. They did not listen. And now they choose to forget.
Don't let them.
We warned them. They did not listen. And now they choose to forget.
Don't let them.
October 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
People should not act surprised, especially the right wing and anyone who voted for Trump.
We warned them. They did not listen. And now they choose to forget.
Don't let them.
We warned them. They did not listen. And now they choose to forget.
Don't let them.
Almost 40 and I missed a step going down the steps at my sons' daycare and ripped a hole in my jeans. Learn to walk, idiot.
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Almost 40 and I missed a step going down the steps at my sons' daycare and ripped a hole in my jeans. Learn to walk, idiot.
Fucking, WHAT?! Complete series of Brisco County Jr for less than $10 at Goodwill. Fuck yeah, son!
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fucking, WHAT?! Complete series of Brisco County Jr for less than $10 at Goodwill. Fuck yeah, son!
Quote and post with your favorite reaction gif of all time.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Quote and post with your favorite reaction gif of all time.
JW: I'm retired.
*phone rings*
JW: Hello?
SS: Johnny!
JW: I'm on my way.
*phone rings*
JW: Hello?
SS: Johnny!
JW: I'm on my way.
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
JW: I'm retired.
*phone rings*
JW: Hello?
SS: Johnny!
JW: I'm on my way.
*phone rings*
JW: Hello?
SS: Johnny!
JW: I'm on my way.
My pickups from the Criterion flash sale. I watched Badlands over two months ago and I'm still thinking about it. Don't remember the last time a movie had that kind of effect on me, so I had to buy it.
October 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My pickups from the Criterion flash sale. I watched Badlands over two months ago and I'm still thinking about it. Don't remember the last time a movie had that kind of effect on me, so I had to buy it.
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Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?
Now you know.
Now you know.
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?
Now you know.
Now you know.
Every commercial I see for chatGPT and Gemini are just the saddest thingsI've ever seen. To me they aren't showing me how amazing this technology is, they're showing me the lack of creativity and ability to think of these people.
October 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Every commercial I see for chatGPT and Gemini are just the saddest thingsI've ever seen. To me they aren't showing me how amazing this technology is, they're showing me the lack of creativity and ability to think of these people.
Northwestern turned this into a fucking game.
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Northwestern turned this into a fucking game.
I just think one of these boutique DVD labels is leaving money on the table by not releasing 4K versions of the 90s pulp movies with tons of special features. I'm talking Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, The Shadow, and The Phantom all in 4K.
October 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I just think one of these boutique DVD labels is leaving money on the table by not releasing 4K versions of the 90s pulp movies with tons of special features. I'm talking Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, The Shadow, and The Phantom all in 4K.