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Centrist: This prominent left-wing figure hates Jews and wishes for them to be wiped from the face of the earth!
Normal people: Wow, shit, that's awful....any evidence of this?
Centrist: I'M NOT YOUR PAID RESEARCHER THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR AS DAY
*Other centrists nod along sagely in agreement*
Normal people: Wow, shit, that's awful....any evidence of this?
Centrist: I'M NOT YOUR PAID RESEARCHER THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR AS DAY
*Other centrists nod along sagely in agreement*
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Centrist: This prominent left-wing figure hates Jews and wishes for them to be wiped from the face of the earth!
Normal people: Wow, shit, that's awful....any evidence of this?
Centrist: I'M NOT YOUR PAID RESEARCHER THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR AS DAY
*Other centrists nod along sagely in agreement*
Normal people: Wow, shit, that's awful....any evidence of this?
Centrist: I'M NOT YOUR PAID RESEARCHER THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR AS DAY
*Other centrists nod along sagely in agreement*
Quite cute that the bird doesn't start eating until I do.
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Quite cute that the bird doesn't start eating until I do.
So I'm starting with slowly roasting apples and celeriac with oil, sugar and a couple of spices just so I know they're ready for when I bang the pork on top later.
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
So I'm starting with slowly roasting apples and celeriac with oil, sugar and a couple of spices just so I know they're ready for when I bang the pork on top later.
Whatever happened to that coffee that gets shat out by some sort of cat or other?
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Whatever happened to that coffee that gets shat out by some sort of cat or other?
How many times have you heard someone go on about voting Reform and the main reason appears to be extremely unfunny, racist sitcoms from the 70s?
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
How many times have you heard someone go on about voting Reform and the main reason appears to be extremely unfunny, racist sitcoms from the 70s?
Celeriac and apple do go together but if not done right runs the risk of very much going South.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Celeriac and apple do go together but if not done right runs the risk of very much going South.
I couldn't find any fennel. Celeriac will have to do.
a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face looking out of a window . Again, an excellent caption.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I couldn't find any fennel. Celeriac will have to do.
No I won't. I'll roast the belly pork with the apples and fennel separately then all the other shite knocked up ad hoc.
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
No I won't. I'll roast the belly pork with the apples and fennel separately then all the other shite knocked up ad hoc.
I have tons of belly pork knocking about. What I'm thinking is something like a cottage pie but with cubed, crisped belly pork with some sort of appley sauce (fennel would go really nicely too I reckon) with a bird shit mustard mash on top. Runner beans and carrots in with the sauce at the bottom?
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I have tons of belly pork knocking about. What I'm thinking is something like a cottage pie but with cubed, crisped belly pork with some sort of appley sauce (fennel would go really nicely too I reckon) with a bird shit mustard mash on top. Runner beans and carrots in with the sauce at the bottom?
I won't have a Spotify thing because a) I don't use it, b) I don't trust streaming platforms to always have what I fancy to hand and c) I have about 2000 CDs that sound way fucking better than some tinny, compressed shite full of ads.
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I won't have a Spotify thing because a) I don't use it, b) I don't trust streaming platforms to always have what I fancy to hand and c) I have about 2000 CDs that sound way fucking better than some tinny, compressed shite full of ads.
Seems to be a season of extremes. We see the best then we see the worst, and it seems those words are bandied about on a weekly basis. What is going on?!? 😂😂 #hcafc
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Seems to be a season of extremes. We see the best then we see the worst, and it seems those words are bandied about on a weekly basis. What is going on?!? 😂😂 #hcafc
Blurry, but the tenfoot of destiny will now be known as the tenfoot of Enis Destany
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Blurry, but the tenfoot of destiny will now be known as the tenfoot of Enis Destany
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BBC recap fella losing his mind here
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BBC recap fella losing his mind here
Non-medy at its finest.
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Non-medy at its finest.
Can we have more super close-ups of Rio Ferdinand's face please? I enjoyed that.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can we have more super close-ups of Rio Ferdinand's face please? I enjoyed that.
What is going on? I've not taken head meds in nearly 6 years now, is this actually real?
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What is going on? I've not taken head meds in nearly 6 years now, is this actually real?
GET ON WITH IT! IVE GOT CITY TO GET TO
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
GET ON WITH IT! IVE GOT CITY TO GET TO
They should've gotten Paul Shane singing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They should've gotten Paul Shane singing.
Can we get Rod Stewart doing the draw??
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Can we get Rod Stewart doing the draw??
How many times does Infantino have to be introduced?
Good, last time on the stage, so kindly fuck off, knobhead.
Good, last time on the stage, so kindly fuck off, knobhead.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How many times does Infantino have to be introduced?
Good, last time on the stage, so kindly fuck off, knobhead.
Good, last time on the stage, so kindly fuck off, knobhead.