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Hull 🐯 🔴 ⚪ 👑👑👑 Classical music 🎼 🦜 Owt else Robert Koren 🐐🐯
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Manchester Shit-Nited
Tangentially, it's like when someone asks if you can play an instrument, you can to whatever degree, but [insert artist name here] can PLAY.

Yeah, I can play violin, but only Oistrakh could PLAY the violin etc.

People can play football, or they can PLAY football.

I am cursing it with praise.
I'm not saying that City had any impact on my mood for the day or whatever, but it certainly helped!

This just feels weird being a #hcafc fan at the mo, we got results under Rosenior but by fuck were they boring, awful, time slowingly boring and awful games.

Sergei comes and says: PLAY football.
And who the fuck were we to collectively say "Who the fuck is that?" then when Jakirovic was announced as manager? I'm sure we must've knocked the planet off its axial tilt a bit when we all said it. I know it's early days yet, but watching how the players respond to potentially different roles, wow
What a weird day! City won, somehow! Some fucking how!!! How?!?! #hcafc
Went Spring Bank for a shawarma wrap, then Prinny Ave and I got a lass' number, first time in ages!! Been ages since I've just been able to feel myself and just have that sort of chat for half an hour or more with someone nice.
Fucking dickhead.

Mate.
Look bud, ain't asking much, but could you wind your neck in a fucking mile, bud?

BUD
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 HULL CITY HAVE A POSITIVE GOAL DIFFERENCE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 #HCAFC
The fuck was that? 🤣 #hcafc
I remember doing a chicken in my air fryer, it looked like I was taking care of some mafia business
Go into pub, become overwhelmed with nostalgia as The Green Fields of France by The Dropkick Murphys is blasting out the speakers. Been fucking ages since I heard that gorgeous song.
Not been to pub for noon on a Saturday to possibly get totally fucked up in.....well....months!!
Well, there goes 800 gallons of wateR.
Sums up Beethoven's politics really well.

Could go a lot deeper and a lot darker into every single European society that in some way, for at least a single stratum, benefitted massively from the slave trade.

Shouldn't be darker really, should be well known.

We weren't taught fuck all at school.
So enraged Beethoven was upon discovering that Napoleon had declared himself Emperor, he tore up the first page featuring a milquetoast dedication to Bonaparte on his 3rd Symphony.

General sense is that nobody is above the law, nobody can become the law and be beyond reproach. Great thing actually.
Why is it that the best drinking is always done in a garage or shed?
COCK PISS PARTRIDGE
It feels like August again illness-wise. Pericarditis is fucking awful.
TOUCHDOWN! DANG MY HAWWWWT DAAAAWG THERES A CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE AND THE ROUNDERS WON'T END
Wow, the aloominum shaggers are upset about the rounders.
CHEETO. WHITE HOUSE.
Has there been any evidence of his alleged left wing beliefs at all?
GOSH DANG ORANGE CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE