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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous)
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Entirely NSFW.
Improlific Gay Writer | Queer Esoteric | Linguist | anti-racist feminist | bog witch | yé-yé girlie

he/him ~ they/them
CAMP is back! Get out your plastic couch covers and decorative seashells, baby!
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why am I still a little bit sick? This feels silly. I should be able to breathe without coughing by now.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
As with its source material, I don't know who the audience for "Heated Rivalry" is, but it's not me.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
OMG. It's been so long since I watched them in order that I didn't realize "Tuvix" is the episode right after Janeway kills the fear clown ("I'm afraid." "I know.").

Season 2 Janeway has ice water in her veins! Hell yeah
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Janeway was right.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Cool.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
MAGA renaming the NFL sport to, like, Freedomball or something stupid, is gonna be so fun to watch.
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
PARENTHETICAL GIRLS just posted a Christmas album on Bandcamp. I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED I COULD DIE
Music | Parenthetical Girls share.google/u0ALeb4CR4Fu...
Parenthetical Girls
See also: thisispopularmusic.bandcamp.com/
share.google
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Besties. I'm sick in a "what deity did I piss off" kind of way.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This feels like a bad omen.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Seriously." lolol
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Seriously, why is the promo art so bad?
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is there no art department in the 32nd Century?
I just hope the Klingon has a nice time at school.
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
four christmas movies to get to know me by, part 4 (okay, last one; they're in order of crucial-ness to watch)
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
four christmas movies to get to know me by, part 3 (listen, i do Christmas like other gays fo Halloween)
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
four christmas movies to get to know me by, part 2 (because asking me to limit it to four is homophobic)
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
four christmas movies to get to know me by, part 1
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ughghhhhh. I'm sick.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
FYI— If you aren't listening to Last Dinner Party, you should be.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Musicians I have enjoyed listening to this year:
bbno$
Kesha
Last Dinner Party
Hotel Pools
Joey Valance & Brae
Djo
Michael Cera Palin
Shotgun Willy
The Decemberists (lol, always)
Sofi Tukker
Kylie Minogue (lol, forever)
Marie Laforêt
Bunny White (lol, always and forever)
Becky Hill
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Boycotting Spotify in favor of YouTube or Apple really feels like boycotting Target in favor of Walmart.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I will fight unreasonably hard for Paul Dano. I think he's great.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it

"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'd like to have a word with the Product Manager who decided to put "Moments" in my homosexual dating app.
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Found out my roommate is moving in with his boyf at EOY and I'm kinda crashing out about it. But it is still Tuesday....
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It appears that many gay people think scarecrows are made out of corn. Or have corncob dicks, at least.
This is wrong.
They're made of hay/grasses and would therefore probably have faggots for dicks.
(hehe)
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM