Deep Space 90210
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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @otterlove 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
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Worf: My despised.
Worf: My trifling other.
Worf: My worstie. My stupid robin.
Worf: My abhorrent little cock-a-doodle-don't.
Worf: My trifling other.
Worf: My worstie. My stupid robin.
Worf: My abhorrent little cock-a-doodle-don't.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Worf: My despised.
Worf: My trifling other.
Worf: My worstie. My stupid robin.
Worf: My abhorrent little cock-a-doodle-don't.
Worf: My trifling other.
Worf: My worstie. My stupid robin.
Worf: My abhorrent little cock-a-doodle-don't.
Julian: So what's your favorite… position?
Quark: Pole position
Quark: Pole position
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Julian: So what's your favorite… position?
Quark: Pole position
Quark: Pole position
S6E13: imagination Is Bound To Make An Impact On Your Life
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
S6E13: imagination Is Bound To Make An Impact On Your Life
Dukat: You don't want me to see Leeta.
Dukat: You do know she kissed me first?
Odo: Think of it as a challenge.
Dukat: I do not like to be challenged.
Dukat: You do know she kissed me first?
Odo: Think of it as a challenge.
Dukat: I do not like to be challenged.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Dukat: You don't want me to see Leeta.
Dukat: You do know she kissed me first?
Odo: Think of it as a challenge.
Dukat: I do not like to be challenged.
Dukat: You do know she kissed me first?
Odo: Think of it as a challenge.
Dukat: I do not like to be challenged.
Miles: I laced my blood with terrier poison so next time Benjamin tries to bite me they’ll get a nasty surprise.
Miles: Garak... I feel funny...
Miles: Garak... I feel funny...
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Miles: I laced my blood with terrier poison so next time Benjamin tries to bite me they’ll get a nasty surprise.
Miles: Garak... I feel funny...
Miles: Garak... I feel funny...
Garak: I need your help
Odo: You need my help?
Garak: Frightening isn’t it
Odo: You need my help?
Garak: Frightening isn’t it
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Garak: I need your help
Odo: You need my help?
Garak: Frightening isn’t it
Odo: You need my help?
Garak: Frightening isn’t it
Miles: Computer tell me what to write on the Cadet's birthday card.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Miles: Computer tell me what to write on the Cadet's birthday card.
Miles: What if I don’t want to ‘put myself out there’!
Miles: What if I’m scared?
Miles: What if I’m scared?
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Miles: What if I don’t want to ‘put myself out there’!
Miles: What if I’m scared?
Miles: What if I’m scared?
Ezri: I'm sorry Worf. I'm flattered. You're just not my type.
Worf: I'm everyone's type.
Worf: I'm everyone's type.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ezri: I'm sorry Worf. I'm flattered. You're just not my type.
Worf: I'm everyone's type.
Worf: I'm everyone's type.
Jadzia: The control circuits to the escape shuttle had been cut. As well as all communications.
Jadzia: It was the best damn vacation.
Jadzia: It was the best damn vacation.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Jadzia: The control circuits to the escape shuttle had been cut. As well as all communications.
Jadzia: It was the best damn vacation.
Jadzia: It was the best damn vacation.
Ezri: Are my apocalyptic dreams a joke to you?
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ezri: Are my apocalyptic dreams a joke to you?
Kira: Odo's a narcoleptic.
Kira: Necrophiliac's something different.
Kira: Necrophiliac's something different.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Kira: Odo's a narcoleptic.
Kira: Necrophiliac's something different.
Kira: Necrophiliac's something different.
Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Ezri: I am looking disrespectfully
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ezri: I am looking disrespectfully
Benjamin: I can't be distracted by rock-hard abs and thighs that have driven planets to war.
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Benjamin: I can't be distracted by rock-hard abs and thighs that have driven planets to war.
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
Julian: Only one person on this station truly deeply comprehends me. And I despise him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Julian: Only one person on this station truly deeply comprehends me. And I despise him.
Benjamin: That's when it happened.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Benjamin: That's when it happened.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
Quark: To think you could have had everything you wanted
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Quark: To think you could have had everything you wanted
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
Odo: The main CPU is safe but don't stand to close to the consoles.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Odo: The main CPU is safe but don't stand to close to the consoles.
Worf: I can fix them. I can send them to the yaoi school
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Worf: I can fix them. I can send them to the yaoi school
Jadzia: What do you have against Vulcan magic shows Benjamin?
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Jadzia: What do you have against Vulcan magic shows Benjamin?
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
Kira: It's weird. Kasidy can be a--
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Kira: It's weird. Kasidy can be a--
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
Odo: Please do the right thing here Quark. Only you can save the crew.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Odo: Please do the right thing here Quark. Only you can save the crew.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
Jadzia: It was never going to be bloodless.
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Jadzia: It was never going to be bloodless.
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
Julian: I’m a ‘doing stuff’ person trapped in a ‘needs a nap’ body
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Julian: I’m a ‘doing stuff’ person trapped in a ‘needs a nap’ body