Deep Space 90210
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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @otterlove 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek
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Benjamin: I can't be distracted by rock-hard abs and thighs that have driven planets to war.
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Benjamin: I can't be distracted by rock-hard abs and thighs that have driven planets to war.
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
Ezri: What planet has ever been driven to war over thighs?
Julian: Only one person on this station truly deeply comprehends me. And I despise him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Julian: Only one person on this station truly deeply comprehends me. And I despise him.
Benjamin: That's when it happened.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Benjamin: That's when it happened.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
Worf: When what happened? Benjamin what do you mean when what happened?
Benjamin: When I kissed Elim Garak that's when it all changed.
Quark: To think you could have had everything you wanted
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Quark: To think you could have had everything you wanted
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
Quark: and all you needed to do was tell Leeta how you felt but you blew it.
Quark: And so did I.
Odo: The main CPU is safe but don't stand to close to the consoles.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Odo: The main CPU is safe but don't stand to close to the consoles.
Worf: I can fix them. I can send them to the yaoi school
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Worf: I can fix them. I can send them to the yaoi school
Jadzia: What do you have against Vulcan magic shows Benjamin?
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Jadzia: What do you have against Vulcan magic shows Benjamin?
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
Jadzia: There's sequins. And dolphins. And a slight chance of bloodshed!
Kira: It's weird. Kasidy can be a--
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Kira: It's weird. Kasidy can be a--
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
Miles: Pain in the booty?
Kira: Well yes but she can also be very comforting.
Odo: Please do the right thing here Quark. Only you can save the crew.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Odo: Please do the right thing here Quark. Only you can save the crew.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
Odo: Just string that Cardassian girl along so that Lwaxana doesn't have to pay their debt to society.
Jadzia: It was never going to be bloodless.
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Jadzia: It was never going to be bloodless.
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
Jadzia: You'll get over it.
Benjamin: huh
Julian: I’m a ‘doing stuff’ person trapped in a ‘needs a nap’ body
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Julian: I’m a ‘doing stuff’ person trapped in a ‘needs a nap’ body
Kira: Once again my perfect plans were foiled by underestimating Security Chiefs
Odo: Classic mistake
Odo: Classic mistake
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Kira: Once again my perfect plans were foiled by underestimating Security Chiefs
Odo: Classic mistake
Odo: Classic mistake
Kira: Act like a child get treated like a child.
Ezri: Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a shuttle?
Ezri: Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a shuttle?
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Kira: Act like a child get treated like a child.
Ezri: Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a shuttle?
Ezri: Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a shuttle?
Julian: Do you think Leeta refers to their nipples as their Leetabits?
Jadzia: How do I keep forgetting to get you deported?
Jadzia: How do I keep forgetting to get you deported?
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Julian: Do you think Leeta refers to their nipples as their Leetabits?
Jadzia: How do I keep forgetting to get you deported?
Jadzia: How do I keep forgetting to get you deported?
Jadzia: Quark some things are better left unsaid.
Jadzia: But I'm going to say them anyway.
Jadzia: But I'm going to say them anyway.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Jadzia: Quark some things are better left unsaid.
Jadzia: But I'm going to say them anyway.
Jadzia: But I'm going to say them anyway.
Miles: Leeta said Rom brought you back from the dead.
Worf: First of all I've never been dead so no one brought me back.
Worf: Second your husband's heart was ripped out and given to someone else.
Worf: And do you really think Rom is some kind of mad scientist resurrecting Klingons?
Worf: First of all I've never been dead so no one brought me back.
Worf: Second your husband's heart was ripped out and given to someone else.
Worf: And do you really think Rom is some kind of mad scientist resurrecting Klingons?
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Miles: Leeta said Rom brought you back from the dead.
Worf: First of all I've never been dead so no one brought me back.
Worf: Second your husband's heart was ripped out and given to someone else.
Worf: And do you really think Rom is some kind of mad scientist resurrecting Klingons?
Worf: First of all I've never been dead so no one brought me back.
Worf: Second your husband's heart was ripped out and given to someone else.
Worf: And do you really think Rom is some kind of mad scientist resurrecting Klingons?
Garak: Your uncle's a muppet.
Worf: Whatever.
Garak: Not whatever. A muppet. A muppet Worf!
Worf: Whatever.
Garak: Not whatever. A muppet. A muppet Worf!
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Garak: Your uncle's a muppet.
Worf: Whatever.
Garak: Not whatever. A muppet. A muppet Worf!
Worf: Whatever.
Garak: Not whatever. A muppet. A muppet Worf!
Garak: It turns out the best Gul Dukat was the Dukat that was inside Dukat all along.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Garak: It turns out the best Gul Dukat was the Dukat that was inside Dukat all along.
Worf: I don’t do things because it’s easy.
Worf: I do things because I thought it was going to be easy.
Worf: I do things because I thought it was going to be easy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Worf: I don’t do things because it’s easy.
Worf: I do things because I thought it was going to be easy.
Worf: I do things because I thought it was going to be easy.
Dukat: Jadzia are you still gay?
Jadzia: In this universe yes.
Jadzia: In this universe yes.
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Dukat: Jadzia are you still gay?
Jadzia: In this universe yes.
Jadzia: In this universe yes.
Quark: I stopped that kiss because it was the right thing to do not because I wanted to.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Quark: I stopped that kiss because it was the right thing to do not because I wanted to.
Garak: We can't be lovers Benjamin.
Benjamin: Why not?
Garak: It might disappoint strangers on the internet.
Benjamin: Why not?
Garak: It might disappoint strangers on the internet.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Garak: We can't be lovers Benjamin.
Benjamin: Why not?
Garak: It might disappoint strangers on the internet.
Benjamin: Why not?
Garak: It might disappoint strangers on the internet.
Jadzia: I need experiences that make me more fun not more disturbing.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Jadzia: I need experiences that make me more fun not more disturbing.
Jadzia: Don’t look at me like that.
Odo: Like what?
Jadzia: Like I’m damaged goods. I’m still me Odo.
Odo: That's not what I was thinking.
Odo: Like what?
Jadzia: Like I’m damaged goods. I’m still me Odo.
Odo: That's not what I was thinking.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Jadzia: Don’t look at me like that.
Odo: Like what?
Jadzia: Like I’m damaged goods. I’m still me Odo.
Odo: That's not what I was thinking.
Odo: Like what?
Jadzia: Like I’m damaged goods. I’m still me Odo.
Odo: That's not what I was thinking.
Ezri: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Garak: I’m barely even a person.
Garak: I’m barely even a person.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ezri: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Garak: I’m barely even a person.
Garak: I’m barely even a person.