Good Minnesota boy!

Foiled. And I can't tell if I'm annoyed or proud: The kids quickly recognized me as a shared foe trying to grab the surplus for myself. They unionized and refused to bid against each other. Organized labor negotiated a settlement that better served their collective interests.

Goaltending means so much more than everyone wants to think

The ray of shining hope the Minnesota fan base needs right now

Snip is unironically an amazing description of that goal

That one has no alibi. UGLY

At least his blood isn't tainted by those evil COVID vaccines, thank God

Doesn't help when Parsons is living in your kitchen

The regression of Hargrave and Pace seems to be a huge part of their problems this year IMO

Bro this is just 4-D Chess - beat yourself to deny your rival the satisfaction!

McHale era level meltdown

All part of your sick Cynthia thing

This just happened yesterday after the insane Bondi "new information" presser and it might have given me the hardest laugh of the year so far