Dr. Jordan Breeding
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
I make YouTube video. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUfeQmlNZVQdzjiFBSwjOrQ
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Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
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You don't need to know anything about this video besides the title card. You just need to watch it now. It's good for you. Good for the digestion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
I explain all 11 Children of the Corn movies to appease He Who Walks Behind The Rows
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November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You don't need to know anything about this video besides the title card. You just need to watch it now. It's good for you. Good for the digestion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
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Give Jordan a Corn-jucal visit and hear him explain the movie franchise that should have been an only child - Children of the Corn!
Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Give Jordan a Corn-jucal visit and hear him explain the movie franchise that should have been an only child - Children of the Corn!
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THERE ARE 11 OF THESE MOVIES???
On 11/14/25 at 5:15 PM ET, which thumb would He Who Walks Behind The Rows click?
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
THERE ARE 11 OF THESE MOVIES???
Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
On 11/14/25 at 5:15 PM ET, which thumb would He Who Walks Behind The Rows click?
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
On 11/14/25 at 5:15 PM ET, which thumb would He Who Walks Behind The Rows click?
iPhone: I can tell you're driving, I'll turn off all notifications.
Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!
Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
iPhone: I can tell you're driving, I'll turn off all notifications.
Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!
Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!
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Since I don't watch horror movies, this is how I consume them. I highly recommend checking out @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social.
I explain all 9 A Nightmare on Elm Street Movies so Freddy Krueger can't grab me in the bathtub
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October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Since I don't watch horror movies, this is how I consume them. I highly recommend checking out @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social.
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@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social is gonna do all of the CUBE movies?!?! Fuck yeah! I might actually pay him for once!
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social is gonna do all of the CUBE movies?!?! Fuck yeah! I might actually pay him for once!
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Did you know there were FOUR Candyman movies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nj...
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Did you know there were FOUR Candyman movies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nj...
On 10/22/25 at 4:45 PM EST, which thumb would you click with your bee candy hook?
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
On 10/22/25 at 4:45 PM EST, which thumb would you click with your bee candy hook?
Why would he think THAT would help!?
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Why would he think THAT would help!?
It's fascinating to see how upset people get by these videos.
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's fascinating to see how upset people get by these videos.
I will be on TWO teams for this show on Saturday because while some talk about Yes, And, I truly live it.
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October 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I will be on TWO teams for this show on Saturday because while some talk about Yes, And, I truly live it.
www.eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-d...
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I'm hoping that watching this @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social video will also help me write a sweet butt
October 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm hoping that watching this @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social video will also help me write a sweet butt
They call this the "I should have checked to see if there was literally any food within walking distance of the hotel New Jersey Special Breakfast"
(in the bag is cold BonChon).
(in the bag is cold BonChon).
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
They call this the "I should have checked to see if there was literally any food within walking distance of the hotel New Jersey Special Breakfast"
(in the bag is cold BonChon).
(in the bag is cold BonChon).
BREAKING: The top creative Instagram users will now be murdered by a little girl ghost.
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
BREAKING: The top creative Instagram users will now be murdered by a little girl ghost.
I'm basically a missionary (for not eating Arby's).
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm basically a missionary (for not eating Arby's).
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Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social recap all 12 Saw movies for the very first time ever. Think he did a total Saw recap before? WRONG! LIES! SLANDER! This is the only valid Dr. Jordan Breeding Saw recap, because I wrote a couple of jokes for this one:
youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
I explain all 12 Saw movies and shorts while tied up in Jigsaw’s torture basement
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
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October 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social recap all 12 Saw movies for the very first time ever. Think he did a total Saw recap before? WRONG! LIES! SLANDER! This is the only valid Dr. Jordan Breeding Saw recap, because I wrote a couple of jokes for this one:
youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
In six years, we've had our mailbox hit by a car six times (this time it flipped), two different trees struck, and our trashcan obliterated once.
I'm legitimately worried somebody is going to be killed if the county continues to refuse the installation of speed bumps on our road.
I'm legitimately worried somebody is going to be killed if the county continues to refuse the installation of speed bumps on our road.
October 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In six years, we've had our mailbox hit by a car six times (this time it flipped), two different trees struck, and our trashcan obliterated once.
I'm legitimately worried somebody is going to be killed if the county continues to refuse the installation of speed bumps on our road.
I'm legitimately worried somebody is going to be killed if the county continues to refuse the installation of speed bumps on our road.
This is the longest video I've ever made: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81v...
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is the longest video I've ever made: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81v...
If you SAW these thumbs in roughly 31 hours, which would you click?
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If you SAW these thumbs in roughly 31 hours, which would you click?
I'm just as good with client work as I am original content.
September 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm just as good with client work as I am original content.
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For a great recap of all the Left Behind ‘movies,’ I highly recommend ‘Dr.’ Jordan Breeding. youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
For a great recap of all the Left Behind ‘movies,’ I highly recommend ‘Dr.’ Jordan Breeding. youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...