💧 Crymes 🔪
@drjackll.bsky.social
Jack ╱ 33 ╱ ♂ ╱ has an PhD in Pornology and knows how to count to four ╱ bullshitting with the speed of light and the force of a thousand suns ╱ 🦈 ╱ AuDHD ╱ brain is at least 42% discworld at this point ╱ Ghost ╱ Monster Hunter
talked about another stupid crush I have with some friends and they were like "god no jack pls dont that would be so stupid" xDDDD
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
talked about another stupid crush I have with some friends and they were like "god no jack pls dont that would be so stupid" xDDDD
I mean it was "only" the mum of my dad's best friend, but I knew her my whole life even tho we barely interacted.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I mean it was "only" the mum of my dad's best friend, but I knew her my whole life even tho we barely interacted.
bc its not your partners job to make you better. that is YOUR job. but noooo Mr. Baby-Man needs someone else to do it for him bc he won the 1999 world championship in weaponized incompetence and peaked in kindergarden (still lowest of his class but his peak)
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
bc its not your partners job to make you better. that is YOUR job. but noooo Mr. Baby-Man needs someone else to do it for him bc he won the 1999 world championship in weaponized incompetence and peaked in kindergarden (still lowest of his class but his peak)