Lightsaber Batman
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Southernplayalistic. Whiskey and optimism and video games and lawyer stuff. Maroon 1867. Sanaa Lathan is the GOAT.
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Depressing but true. The John Roberts Court is absolutely corrupt.
It’s time to accept that the US supreme court is illegitimate and must be replaced | Ryan Doerfler and Samuel Moyn
We need to remake the US high court so Americans don’t suffer future decades of oligarchy-facilitating rule
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December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Depressing but true. The John Roberts Court is absolutely corrupt.
Damn you Hulu, stop raising the price for the same service!!
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December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Damn you Hulu, stop raising the price for the same service!!
I have not heard enough Christmas music up to this point. I will be rectifying that immediately
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have not heard enough Christmas music up to this point. I will be rectifying that immediately
I don't think I've seen The Preacher's Wife all the way through so I'm going to watch it right now
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don't think I've seen The Preacher's Wife all the way through so I'm going to watch it right now
I landed back in ATL to what weather?!
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December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I landed back in ATL to what weather?!
Wedding drinking is a marathon, not a sprint
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December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wedding drinking is a marathon, not a sprint
I really need to learn Spanish
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I really need to learn Spanish
There's booty in the trees!
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November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
There's booty in the trees!
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I hate being touch deprived
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I hate being touch deprived
Alright yeah it's way too hot in ATL to be late November
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November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alright yeah it's way too hot in ATL to be late November
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Surprise late night Midwestern aurora!
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Surprise late night Midwestern aurora!
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
I was out there for an hour watching it. So cold, still shivering! But it was worth it.
Okay I have to see these Northern Lights in person at some point. These pictures look incredible
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Okay I have to see these Northern Lights in person at some point. These pictures look incredible
I'm in Vegas for a work conference and I would like to expand my game knowledge beyond Blackjack. Howeverrrr, every other game seems like pure luck
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November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm in Vegas for a work conference and I would like to expand my game knowledge beyond Blackjack. Howeverrrr, every other game seems like pure luck
I don't have any proof of this, but I feel like when it's colder outside you can see the stars more clearly. ATL looks beautiful right now
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I don't have any proof of this, but I feel like when it's colder outside you can see the stars more clearly. ATL looks beautiful right now
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Somehow all the risqué/naughty skeets I just happen to see seconds after they're posted. So I'm like one of the first ones to like them and I wonder if it makes me seem like I'm overly horny or something. But it's not my fault!
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November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Somehow all the risqué/naughty skeets I just happen to see seconds after they're posted. So I'm like one of the first ones to like them and I wonder if it makes me seem like I'm overly horny or something. But it's not my fault!
Tonight is a wine night
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tonight is a wine night
I usually never buy trip insurance up for flights but I'm not playing with this government. Who knows what things will look like a month from now
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November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I usually never buy trip insurance up for flights but I'm not playing with this government. Who knows what things will look like a month from now
Our run defense is awful
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Our run defense is awful
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Send them ‘tachments tonight
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Send them ‘tachments tonight
Feels late enough for this. You cannot have good sex with a woman 30+ without her seeing dreams. She will not be casual, no matter what she says.
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November 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Feels late enough for this. You cannot have good sex with a woman 30+ without her seeing dreams. She will not be casual, no matter what she says.
Women will ask to watch a show/movie and then proceed to talk ALL through the whole thing. Let's just put football on then
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November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Women will ask to watch a show/movie and then proceed to talk ALL through the whole thing. Let's just put football on then
Zohran on them hoes
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November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Zohran on them hoes
Now that it's after 10, if any baddie feels so inclined...😇
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Now that it's after 10, if any baddie feels so inclined...😇
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This is the picture that should be carved into Stone Mountain, not them confederate losers
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is the picture that should be carved into Stone Mountain, not them confederate losers