Malaise Muffin
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Malaise Muffin
@drdawndpt.bsky.social
Pelvic & ortho physical therapist, fan of lifting heavy things, baker and maker. Mom to two human girls, two feline ones, and a feline chaos monkey. Midwest transplant to PNW.
Checked in and waiting to go yeet some tonsils
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ready to yeet some tonsils
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
New ink, who dis?

(Kids’ birth month flowers in their favorite colors, mom’s handwriting)
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Best museum sign
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Nothing like seeing a core piece of your childhood in a damn museum
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
(From a 2021 article on chronic pelvic pain in women: doi:10.1111/anae.15421)
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This one will also do that. Every now and then she’ll big spoon me.

Current status of the other two:
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
11 has finally realized her greatest dream and actually turned into a cat
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Baby’s first game 7
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I also picked up something for myself while I was there:
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Behold my lady balls (what happens when you take a class with scrotal treatment techniques and there are no actual scrotums in the room)
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Omg the middle schoolers are weaponizing sticky notes.
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nothing like performing successful cardboard box surgery in a hotel room with a knitting needle and a pair of children’s scissors to make you feel like you’ve accomplished something.
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Waitress is bringing me the Big Beers tonight
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I love public transit trains so much.
October 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When on the eastern side of the country, you gotta get dunky
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I am too damn old for redeye flights, but at least I have my Bluey pants on.
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Calling it. Looking forward to round 2.
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Attempting to claim some form of victory over this burrito the size of a newborn from a local food truck. I’m not going to win but it’s still delicious.
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hang in there and have a picture of a child playing Uno with a cat.
October 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM