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drdawndpt.bsky.social
Malaise Muffin
@drdawndpt.bsky.social
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Pelvic & ortho physical therapist, fan of lifting heavy things, baker and maker. Mom to two human girls, two feline ones, and a feline chaos monkey. Midwest transplant to PNW.
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Checked in and waiting to go yeet some tonsils
A green lanyard that says “CAREGIVER” in big white letters in front of a red shirt
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Ready to yeet some tonsils
Picture of three large buckets of ice cream in a shopping cart: chocolate, vanilla, and marble fudge.
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Picture of an empty red bowl with a spoon resting in it in the foreground and a 40 oz periwinkle mug tumbler in the background.
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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New ink, who dis?

(Kids’ birth month flowers in their favorite colors, mom’s handwriting)
A white woman’s forearm on a black surface with a just-completed tattoo. There’s an archway of pink mums and purple roses with stems and leaves with the words “trust yourself” in handwriting underneath.
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner from the animaniacs
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Best museum sign
Small off-white sign that says “please touch”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Nothing like seeing a core piece of your childhood in a damn museum
Photo of a bicycle wheel mounted on an axle in a plastic case with colorful plastic beads on the spokes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
(From a 2021 article on chronic pelvic pain in women: doi:10.1111/anae.15421)
It is important to remember that while we have used gendered terminology throughout that aligns with the title, not everyone born of the female sex and presenting with chronic pelvic pain will identify as a woman or wish to be addressed with the pronouns she/her.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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This one will also do that. Every now and then she’ll big spoon me.

Current status of the other two:
Photo of someone’s legs on a bed. There is a gray cat lying to the left of their feet and a black cat curled up behind their knees.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Picture of a tuxedo cat curled up next to the chest of a white woman wearing a t shirt.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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11 has finally realized her greatest dream and actually turned into a cat
Photo of a black & white tuxedo cat sitting on a chair at a dining table. In front of the cat is a red bowl with some naked ravioli and a fork in it. The bowl is sitting on a red plate, which is sitting on a white, orange, and black striped placemat with a red napkin. The cat is looking slightly to the right.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Baby’s first game 7
A kiddo lying on a couch watching TV under a fuzzy teal blanket
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I also picked up something for myself while I was there:
Paperback of Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Behold my lady balls (what happens when you take a class with scrotal treatment techniques and there are no actual scrotums in the room)
Photo of two condoms, each of which contains a golf ball and a pipe cleaner, being held up near the top of the condoms.
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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A black & white tuxedo cat sitting on the lap of a kiddo in a bed. A gray & white cat sitting on the floor while a kid in purple pjs deals uno cards to the cat A black & white tuxedo cat sitting in High Alert mode with her front paws over a pair of (human) legs.
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Album cover of Tragic Kingdom by No Doubt
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Omg the middle schoolers are weaponizing sticky notes.
A photo of a yellow sticky note folded into a triangle. A small silver pointy bit is visible sticking out of the top corner of the triangle. Above the photo is the following text: “We have noticed an uptick in mischievous behaviors. For example, if you see your student making items like this one below, please discourage them. Students are adding staples as well as dart tips to make these objects fly and stick to the ceiling tiles. This is a major concern, especially since it is just made out of a sticky note.”
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Nothing like performing successful cardboard box surgery in a hotel room with a knitting needle and a pair of children’s scissors to make you feel like you’ve accomplished something.
A 14 x 14 x 4 inch cardboard box sitting on the corner of a hotel bed. It has clearly been made shorter by folding the sides over and then taping it like there’s no tomorrow. There is a small roll of clear packing tape and a pair of small rounded-tip scissors with neon pink handles sitting on top of the box.
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Waitress is bringing me the Big Beers tonight
Large glass of golden beer sitting on a coaster on a wooden table
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I love public transit trains so much.
View of a subway station on the Cleveland Red line taken from inside the train. Blue seats next to windows are visible and the word “Airport” is tiled in yellow on a blank background on the wall, visible through the train windows.
October 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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When on the eastern side of the country, you gotta get dunky
Photo of a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee and a clear cup full of chocolate munchkins.
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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I am too damn old for redeye flights, but at least I have my Bluey pants on.
Photo of legs taken from above in pants that have light and dark blue cheeks with images of Bluey on them.
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Calling it. Looking forward to round 2.
Half of a giant wet burrito covered in red sauce, pico, melted cheese, and cilantro in a foil tray.
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Attempting to claim some form of victory over this burrito the size of a newborn from a local food truck. I’m not going to win but it’s still delicious.
A giant burrito covered in red sauce, melted cheese, pico, and cilantro in a foil container
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Hang in there and have a picture of a child playing Uno with a cat.
An 8 yo in purple pj pants and a pink t shirt sitting on the carpet with a gray and white cat, placing a deck of Uno cards in front of the cat. The cat is not impressed.
October 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM