TRUMP: I invented electricity. did it one day, turned on a lamp and a scientist gasped and said wow how did you do that and I said I just flicked a switch and he started crying and saying "sir you've just saved Africa from ebola"

BBC NEWS: a sober reflection on healthcare from the President

TRUMP: my colon could wrestle a bear. a doctor told me. he said, have you ever considered getting surgery to have your colon removed and then entering it into a bear fight? because this is the best colon I've ever seen and I saw George Washington's

BBC NEWS: Mr Trump espouses American manufacturing

TRUMP: no-one has eaten more cheese than me. if anyone tells you otherwise they're a horse fucker. I eat cheese every day, sometimes two days. cheese is good, it's nutritious, it's for white people, you can't eat the plastic packaging but sometimes I do

BBC NEWS: and now we move onto foreign policy

the only thing that really matters is we are playing miserable football that makes people sad to watch, regardless of results

Mark Felton will stalk you for the rest of your days

No I support the complete and total eradication of the Labour party as an electoral and organising force in the UK. That is my goal. That is my aim. For too long they have sat like a dead toad in UK politics, taking up room and festering. Enough. Out. Fuck off. Fuck you. This is my position.

where would Slot be on there? Somewhere near Rangnick?

hopefully Elsevier grows up to be either a baker or a tailor

watched an all-timer this week #lastfourwatched

I really want to play it, just waiting for the Steam Machine now. Seems like it would be too ugly on Steam Deck