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Dr C
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🩺 Doctor and screenwriter.
🧠 I write what I’ve lived: trauma, tech, satire & human messiness.
🎭 Dark comedy. 💉 Medical thrillers. 🧬 Sci-fi that cuts deep.
🎬 Creator @ Animulus Forge ⚒️ | Open to rep & production collabs.
And the powerful, rich people enabling him...
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Even Luke let himself get Leia'd in order to get his medal!!! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Fédération des Idolâtres des Fascistes Américains
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Perfection!

Another option and even better:

Fédération des Idolâtres des Fascistes Américains
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
He's up and running in the category of "FIFA Shirtless Beauty".
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
One camera, man.
No stage direction.
He put the MEDAL ON HIMSELF.
The trophy looks like they stole four mannequin hands and a globe from a Dollar General, some gold paint at Home Depot, and glued it all yesterday.
There are like 10 people clapping in an empty room.

Low budget nightmare happening.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The headline would read:
"FIFA Leads International Organizations in Demonstrating Fealty to Fascists with Golden Sycophant Trophy"
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
👇 🤪 🤣 😂
"Temu ACIP"
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Merry Christmas...
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I went to school with Phil Mickelson. Catholic High School. Diocese right across the street. Bishop used to celebrate mass with our school.

Phil has fallen so far. Very sad. He's lost the message. I remember him as such a nice guy. Now, he's part of the problem.
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I've been waiting to buy a car that I can seat my children backwards in the rear seat, roll down that back window, so that the vortex effect draws in the carbon monoxide into the car and starves my kids of oxygen.

By all means!

And wood paneling? Sign me up and take my money!
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He needs to wear a bikini bottom on that neck.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Exhume his parents and send their caskets back.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Meaning, if you have a longitudinal relationship with a physician who knows you top to bottom, front and back, beginning to end, we provide the best care, the most comprehensive, and at the lowest cost, with best outcomes and highest patient satisfaction.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wait, is that Sleepy Joe?
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"important reforms" = "world-disrupting white-supremacist ideals and illegal war crimes".
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Everyone one is his Fall Guy (or Gal).
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM