Dr C
@drcarroll.com
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🩺 Doctor and screenwriter. 🧠 I write what I’ve lived: trauma, tech, satire & human messiness. 🎭 Dark comedy. 💉 Medical thrillers. 🧬 Sci-fi that cuts deep. 🎬 Creator @ Animulus Forge ⚒️ | Open to rep & production collabs.
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The elimination of MMWR leadership is the most concerning.

But I said that about ACIP.

And CDC executive leadership.

And...
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#deplorables

Let's use the term.
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Well, they used to be called "deplorables" but certain people didn't like the term.
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No, if you remember, the spike vaccine is going to make him sterile.

Which would be great, if it were true.
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The Black Hole.
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I’m just surprised it’s not in crayon.
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Turn all of those photos to Black and White and you’ve got another Robert Rodriguez movie.
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Are there any running Vegas odds of how many sitting House members' names appear in the Epstein files?

#releasetheEpsteinlist #Epstein #corruption #pedophiles
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Oh, and Epstein. Him too.
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There can be nothing more frustrating than flying to a foreign country to connect to another foreign country, and being delayed on your connection, getting to your destination the next day, having to disrupt all of your plans, and then your bags not getting to you, and no one answering the phone.
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Some doctors are enormously stupid people.

There, I said it.
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Yeah. Well, we know the causes. Unfortunately the cure is going to take all of us, sort of like herd immunity.
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Well, first, you need to create a workforce. There are no jobs.
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We got stuck in Stockholm today. SAS airlines was stymied by air traffic control in Copenhagen reducing to one runway. We missed our connection. But everyone is SO nice. And there are definitely worst places to be stuck. Free hotel. Free dinner an breakfast. Bags handled. #thisistheway
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Join the #BlueSkyArtShow
Saturday October 4, 2025
The theme is #Relax

Sometimes, just chillin’ in the sand is all you need.
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I do not know how the company would get approval and import it for public use, unfortunately. I would petition the company.

Ironically, I will be in Amsterdam in 5 days. Currently I am in Copenhagen.
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Class action lawsuit of all fired workers against the US govt and Trump personally.
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I think this is the most terrifying response I have EVER received from an AI chatbot/browser/search engine, to some lighthearted banter back and forth that I was having with #perplexity about an upcoming SAS flight.
#AI #chatbot #comet #skynet
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What are "they" hiding?
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I know the jobless report. I ask my two 20-something boys, hey, do you have a job? And they say no. And there's my jobless report.
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I would use the word “elegant”. I have a problem with “sexy”.
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There are 39 people on the waitlist for First Class upgrades on this AA flight DFW->PHX.

As they said in The Incredibles, “When everyone’s special, no one is.”
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One of my absolute favorites.