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Mostly harmless, general smartass, doing my best to avoid failure mode of clever.
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Screenshot from Untitled Goose Game. The titular goose is screaming with wings spread threateningly at a couple seated at a picnic table; their arms are raised as if they believe the goose is holding a gun on them. It is not visibly holding a gun on them but you probably can't blame them, a goose making a threat display at you from barely over a yard away is a high-stress situation.
October 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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"More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge."
A still from the 1980 movie "Saturn 3" featuring Kirk Douglas' character that in context trying to ineffectively fight Hector the Killer Robot but in freeze frame just clinging to the robot's waist and hips. This is a very funny visual joke given the context of the thread. Very good joke. Everyone laugh. Roll snare drum. Curtains.
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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freeze frame of Donald Sutherland in 1978's "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" pointing at the camera while screaming, mouth open and eyes bugging out and showing a lot of sclera in an inhuman expression that predates CONTENT CREATOR THUMBNAIL FACE by many decades and there's probably a rich vein of undergrad essays the way the movie's themes intersect with that observation, and, come to think of it, a good direction for a modern remake to follow.
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I knew I would only get one chance per participant to say "Game over" so it was very important to get it right.
An observant Nathan Fielder silhouetted against a wall of fire. (Screenshot from Season 2, Episode 1 of The Rehearsal.)
May 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I am definitely in the endgame of Monster Hunter Wilds, which is playing dressup. I have titled this saved outfit "Goth Opera."
Game screenshot from Monster Hunter Wilds. The hunter is in a ridiculous getup in black and purplish color scheme, involving a half face mask, a cloak over his left shoulder, and incidentally carrying a comically oversized shield and lance. He is accompanied by a palico, a sentient anthropomorphic cat in the setting who as a species are approximately toddler-sized but comically vicious and fearless, costumed even more ridiculously involving floating tentacles and in a feathery helmet mask that's about as large as its entire body if it weren't costumed.
April 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I have certain contacts who placed themselves in grave danger to capture this shot of a mysterious drone facility somewhere on a coast.
blurry low-res stock aerial photo of the San Francisco airport
December 16, 2024 at 9:06 PM