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flew away howling on the yellow moon. refuses to recognize the chipwich.

father of "ott to go," possibly my greatest life accomplishment

🇺🇦 NAFO DGG CALGORITHM
Ever get that feeling that you’re going to be arrested and sent to El Salvador?
April 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
seems bad
HAPPENING NOW

📈 EURO AND YEN SURGING

⚠️ US DOLLAR FALLING

⚠️ STOCK FUTURES CRASHING

⚠️ BOND MARKETS IMPLODING

⚠️ 10YR TREASURY YIELD SOARING
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Me when I read real news for a minute or two, give up on humanity again for the day, and go back to reading ESPN articles or whatever
woody from toy story says " this is ludicrous " in a pixelated image
ALT: woody from toy story says " this is ludicrous " in a pixelated image
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The woke libs will never take ME POT O' GOLD!!!
April 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Haven't checked in on Linda Yaccarino in a while and immediately found a classic
April 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
this shit is so stupid
April 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the assassination of archduke ferdinand but for the entire global financial system
April 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Gathering all the most powerful men in America to sit around me in a circle on the floor while I read a children's adaptation of The Bell and the Cat. Afterwards we can discuss the moral of the story
April 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 NEW SUBSTACK ARTICLE 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Helldiver II's Managed Democracy is Dangerously Close To Reality.

The Neo-Reactionary pipedream and how it's made its way into the White House.

open.substack.com/pub/openbrai...
April 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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lmao the Chinese are Reagan posting
April 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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good news everyone, the 100% tariff on China will end podcasting

our long international nightmare is over
April 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
turns out maybe it was a bad idea to turn questions of basic fact into popularity contests based on easily-gamed fake internet numbers
April 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I mean, true, but not by changing statutory rates...
April 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
can't believe i'm agreeing with nina turner but here we are
It is truly inspiring to see how much energy the #HandsOff rallies are channeling.

What’s next? Flex your economic power.

Boycott the corporations that are buying our democracy.
April 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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It’s very weird to me that in all the (genuinely comical) hermeneutic reading of Trump’s decision to annihilate the global trade system, no one actually quotes one of the major reasons he himself cites for it:
April 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I genuinely think that he might be the Antichrist.
April 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
oh no
The first place Chicago Cubs.
April 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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The democratic message right now is extremely simple: “Trump’s tariffs are destroying the economy, driving up prices and sending us straight into a recession”

that’s it. no cutesy equivocation on good tariffs vs. bad tariffs. it’s all bad. go for the jugular
April 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Still tripping out over this
April 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM