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I’m no Superman.

Wolfpack. Canes.
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Brandon Bussi.
January 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Brandon Bussi just made an impossible save
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Hope @wademinter.com hydrated between the 2nd and 3rd tonight, my goodness.
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
$50k for the name alone.
NC State is set to host Oregon transfer TE Vander Ploog on an official visit this weekend.

The 6-foot-6, 242-pound tight end is a former Top247 recruit in the 2025 class with four years of eligibility remaining.

✍️: 247sports.com/college/nort...
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Maybe the worst no call I’ve ever seen in the Canes Wings game, especially considering it directly lead to the GWG.
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Idiot.
Panthers just imploding at nearly every opportunity.
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Panthers just imploding at nearly every opportunity.
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
This is why you always read Workrate. Tom knows.
Not to pile on, but the Workrate Newsletter came out today, and we talk about Jesperi Kotkaniemi’s tradability and how his contract, which looks ugly in theory, is one of the lowest risks for another team to take on - assuming someone jumps soon. workrate-hockey.ghost.io/workrate-hoc...
Workrate Hockey - January 9, 2026
Is it the end of the line for KK? Also I'm old.
workrate-hockey.ghost.io
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Take a second and think before posting the easy Eeyore reply. You might have something substantive to say instead. Or, even better, you can say nothing at all.
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Svechnikov said he liked Rantanen a lot and respects him as a player, but... "I loved what the fans did tonight too."
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Absolutely she did.
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.

Mattia sips on an espresso during his.

Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Jason Robertson being left off the USA roster is indefensible.
January 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Horn making a committing wildly unnecessary face mask on 3rd and a mile. Might cost them the chance at a comeback. Awful play.
December 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Keep Pounding
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s the week Bryce Young makes us believe he’s legit. I always enjoy these weeks.
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is Doeren going to win a bowl game?
December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Great season for Wolfpack soccer. Hate they had to lose at home, but Washington was clearly very good.
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Jaccob Slavin?
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Wolfpack Soccer trying to take a step towards something big
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Bussi should be getting Calder talk by now. He’s having an insane rookie year by any standard, much less from a CYA waiver wire claim.

Schaefer is going to get the hype, but you won’t convince me he’s been better so far this year. Obviously there’s a long way to go.
The Brandon Bussi story:

2022-2025: Played in 111 AHL games
July 1, 2025: Signed by Florida
October 5, 2025: Claimed by the #Canes
October 14, 2025: Won his NHL debut
November 30, 2025: First NHL shutout
December 11, 2025: Fastest goalie in NHL history to 10 wins

What a ride for the Bus.
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM