Dr. Beyond, Sage of Saum
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PhD Metaphysical Theology, Dr of Spiritual Counseling, Researcher of High Strangeness. Exploring the bleeding edges of reality.
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I am Dr. Beyond. Author, Researcher, and Space Wizard.
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
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#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
I explore the deep end of Metaphysics, High Strangeness, and illness with humor. We aren't here to fear the universe; we're here to understand it.
"Check out this cool map I found." —Dr. B
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#DrBeyond #SpaceWizard
Specific gravity defines the work at @edinburgh-uni.bsky.social. Following the lineage from Enlightenment philosophy to modern parapsychology is a heavy lift.
If the faculty needs a deep dive into the Unseen, I’m available to lecture. I’ll keep the existential dread to a polite minimum.
If the faculty needs a deep dive into the Unseen, I’m available to lecture. I’ll keep the existential dread to a polite minimum.
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Specific gravity defines the work at @edinburgh-uni.bsky.social. Following the lineage from Enlightenment philosophy to modern parapsychology is a heavy lift.
If the faculty needs a deep dive into the Unseen, I’m available to lecture. I’ll keep the existential dread to a polite minimum.
If the faculty needs a deep dive into the Unseen, I’m available to lecture. I’ll keep the existential dread to a polite minimum.
The Tarot is a symbolic machine, a method of distilling the infinite into seventy-eight archetypes. These hand-drawn cards by a colleague capture that numinous friction perfectly. The Kickstarter goes live Feb 17. A vital addition for any ontological toolkit.
#DrBeyond #OccultArt #Tarot #BlueSkyArt
#DrBeyond #OccultArt #Tarot #BlueSkyArt
The launch of our Kickstarter campaign for our hand-drawn tarot cards is scheduled for February 17. Follow the campaign so you don’t miss the launch. Your support in the first hours truly makes a difference. Thank you for being with us. #Kickstarter #TarotCards #HandDrawn #ArtProject #TarotArt
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The Tarot is a symbolic machine, a method of distilling the infinite into seventy-eight archetypes. These hand-drawn cards by a colleague capture that numinous friction perfectly. The Kickstarter goes live Feb 17. A vital addition for any ontological toolkit.
#DrBeyond #OccultArt #Tarot #BlueSkyArt
#DrBeyond #OccultArt #Tarot #BlueSkyArt
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, it still makes a sound, but the universe is annoyed you weren't there to witness the entropy. If you stare into the abyss and it blinks first, do you win a prize or just a deeper sense of existential dread? Answers in the comments
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, it still makes a sound, but the universe is annoyed you weren't there to witness the entropy. If you stare into the abyss and it blinks first, do you win a prize or just a deeper sense of existential dread? Answers in the comments
I am reviewing the bylaws of my own physiology today. Specifically AMENDMENT 14, SECTION 3. My current autoimmune flare has engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the constitution of my health. Therefore, it is disqualified from holding any office in my joints.
#DrBeyond #ConstitutionalCrisis
#DrBeyond #ConstitutionalCrisis
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I am reviewing the bylaws of my own physiology today. Specifically AMENDMENT 14, SECTION 3. My current autoimmune flare has engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the constitution of my health. Therefore, it is disqualified from holding any office in my joints.
#DrBeyond #ConstitutionalCrisis
#DrBeyond #ConstitutionalCrisis
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I’m getting attacked about my black history book.🤣🥲 At least buy the book and support me… Jesus Christ.
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Erased: The Brutal, Untold BlackHistory of America by @gxldsociety | Stan
How White America Burned Our Towns, Erased Our Heroes, and Buried Our Truth
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January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I’m getting attacked about my black history book.🤣🥲 At least buy the book and support me… Jesus Christ.
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How to ramp up your story's dramatic tension #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky #writer www.amazon.com/Minutes-Master...
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
How to ramp up your story's dramatic tension #amwriting #writingcommunity #booksky #writer www.amazon.com/Minutes-Master...
Arthur Dent couldn't get the hang of Thursdays. I concur. The vibration of this specific day is always slightly off-key. It is the waiting room of the week. Not quite the climax, far from the beginning. Just a lingering metaphysical grey area that refuses to resolve.
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Arthur Dent couldn't get the hang of Thursdays. I concur. The vibration of this specific day is always slightly off-key. It is the waiting room of the week. Not quite the climax, far from the beginning. Just a lingering metaphysical grey area that refuses to resolve.
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics
@klowner.com Can we see some Hotdog Work?
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
@klowner.com Can we see some Hotdog Work?
Stop dating corpses. Vampires aren't lions; they're trash pandas with ED.
They don't sparkle; they smell like old pennies. Dr. Beyond explains "You aren't dating a stallion; you are dating a floppy, cold mannequin"
#Vampires #DrBeyond #Twilight #Paranormal
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They don't sparkle; they smell like old pennies. Dr. Beyond explains "You aren't dating a stallion; you are dating a floppy, cold mannequin"
#Vampires #DrBeyond #Twilight #Paranormal
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The Vampire Deception: Why the “Undead Lover” is Actually Just a Raccoon with Erectile Dysfunction…
(Or: A Comprehensive Biological, Theological, and Psychological Argument for Why Dating a Corpse is a Terrible Idea)
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January 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Stop dating corpses. Vampires aren't lions; they're trash pandas with ED.
They don't sparkle; they smell like old pennies. Dr. Beyond explains "You aren't dating a stallion; you are dating a floppy, cold mannequin"
#Vampires #DrBeyond #Twilight #Paranormal
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They don't sparkle; they smell like old pennies. Dr. Beyond explains "You aren't dating a stallion; you are dating a floppy, cold mannequin"
#Vampires #DrBeyond #Twilight #Paranormal
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I’m currently staring at Ajax, trying to telepathically train him to fetch a pillow from the bed. So far, he has interpreted my 'mind-meld' as an invitation to nap. If he’s a biological extension of my consciousness, we clearly have different priorities regarding my spinal alignment.
#DrBeyond #Dogs
#DrBeyond #Dogs
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Pork buns, black coffee, and cinematic desert orgy. Surgeon calls today to discuss the structural integrity of my fading architecture. I’m not nervous. I’ve lived in this collapsing cathedral long enough to know the floorboards creak. I’m just here for the show until the lights flicker. #DrBeyond
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Pork buns, black coffee, and cinematic desert orgy. Surgeon calls today to discuss the structural integrity of my fading architecture. I’m not nervous. I’ve lived in this collapsing cathedral long enough to know the floorboards creak. I’m just here for the show until the lights flicker. #DrBeyond
Mark and I just walked out of a secret screening of Primate. I have a limited supply of biological minutes left on this planet and I refuse to spend another one watching a director try this hard to be "disturbing." I’ll take my existential dread straight, without the cinematic chaser.
#DrBeyond
#DrBeyond
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Mark and I just walked out of a secret screening of Primate. I have a limited supply of biological minutes left on this planet and I refuse to spend another one watching a director try this hard to be "disturbing." I’ll take my existential dread straight, without the cinematic chaser.
#DrBeyond
#DrBeyond
The weight of the week often feels like a spiritual gravity. Remember that you are the witness of the chaos, not the chaos itself. Even when the external world demands your labor, the internal sanctum remains untouched. Hold your center.
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Consciousness #Philosophy #Ontology
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Consciousness #Philosophy #Ontology
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The weight of the week often feels like a spiritual gravity. Remember that you are the witness of the chaos, not the chaos itself. Even when the external world demands your labor, the internal sanctum remains untouched. Hold your center.
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Consciousness #Philosophy #Ontology
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics #Consciousness #Philosophy #Ontology
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Poetry on Medium
Resisting the Resistance
#booksky #readersky #poetrysky #poetry #poems 📚💙📚💙📚💙
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Resisting the Resistance
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Resisting the Resistance
I know what’s good for me,
And what really isn’t,
What will help me out,
What will be sufficient,
But often I don’t want to do
The…
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January 5, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Poetry on Medium
Resisting the Resistance
#booksky #readersky #poetrysky #poetry #poems 📚💙📚💙📚💙
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Resisting the Resistance
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Watching Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer again. There is something deeply comforting about a man whose only response to childhood trauma and a failing plumbing career is to beat a rubber monster to death with a pipe wrench. If only my autoimmune flares had a physical throat I could squeeze.
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Watching Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer again. There is something deeply comforting about a man whose only response to childhood trauma and a failing plumbing career is to beat a rubber monster to death with a pipe wrench. If only my autoimmune flares had a physical throat I could squeeze.
a forced retreat into one’s own ontology. While the world outside continues its frantic rush toward entropy, I’ve been busy relearning the limits of the physical vessel. The chaos I missed on this platform seems trivial compared to the silence of the void.
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
a forced retreat into one’s own ontology. While the world outside continues its frantic rush toward entropy, I’ve been busy relearning the limits of the physical vessel. The chaos I missed on this platform seems trivial compared to the silence of the void.
Society has collectively agreed to struggle on Wednesdays. I decline to participate in that ritual. The calendar is an arbitrary construct designed to pace your suffering. Ignore it. Attack the work as if time does not exist. We are not here to get over the hump we are here to flatten it.
##DrBeyonf
##DrBeyonf
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Society has collectively agreed to struggle on Wednesdays. I decline to participate in that ritual. The calendar is an arbitrary construct designed to pace your suffering. Ignore it. Attack the work as if time does not exist. We are not here to get over the hump we are here to flatten it.
##DrBeyonf
##DrBeyonf
You taught me not to trust a soul,
Then played the traitor's jagged role.
You claim you did it for my sake,
But hearts like mine don't bend, they break.
The lesson stuck, the bridge is burned,
Your absence is the wage I earned
#Poetry
Then played the traitor's jagged role.
You claim you did it for my sake,
But hearts like mine don't bend, they break.
The lesson stuck, the bridge is burned,
Your absence is the wage I earned
#Poetry
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 AM
You taught me not to trust a soul,
Then played the traitor's jagged role.
You claim you did it for my sake,
But hearts like mine don't bend, they break.
The lesson stuck, the bridge is burned,
Your absence is the wage I earned
#Poetry
Then played the traitor's jagged role.
You claim you did it for my sake,
But hearts like mine don't bend, they break.
The lesson stuck, the bridge is burned,
Your absence is the wage I earned
#Poetry
You gave me breath and watched me grow,
Now I must watch you let it go.
The silence where your laughter stayed
Is the loudest sound I’ve ever made.
No compass left, no guiding chart,
Just a mother-shaped hole inside my heart.
#poetry
Now I must watch you let it go.
The silence where your laughter stayed
Is the loudest sound I’ve ever made.
No compass left, no guiding chart,
Just a mother-shaped hole inside my heart.
#poetry
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You gave me breath and watched me grow,
Now I must watch you let it go.
The silence where your laughter stayed
Is the loudest sound I’ve ever made.
No compass left, no guiding chart,
Just a mother-shaped hole inside my heart.
#poetry
Now I must watch you let it go.
The silence where your laughter stayed
Is the loudest sound I’ve ever made.
No compass left, no guiding chart,
Just a mother-shaped hole inside my heart.
#poetry
We left it in the hallway light,
A dormant spark within the night.
But decades later, paths align,
Your older hand now holds mine.
The timing missed us way back when,
So we could fall in love again.
#poetry
A dormant spark within the night.
But decades later, paths align,
Your older hand now holds mine.
The timing missed us way back when,
So we could fall in love again.
#poetry
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
We left it in the hallway light,
A dormant spark within the night.
But decades later, paths align,
Your older hand now holds mine.
The timing missed us way back when,
So we could fall in love again.
#poetry
A dormant spark within the night.
But decades later, paths align,
Your older hand now holds mine.
The timing missed us way back when,
So we could fall in love again.
#poetry
Shared blood, shared name, shared history.
I thought you were a part of me.
But while I fought the world's attack,
You were the shadow at my back.
The sharpest knife, the deepest sin,
Is treason from the closest kin.
#poetry
I thought you were a part of me.
But while I fought the world's attack,
You were the shadow at my back.
The sharpest knife, the deepest sin,
Is treason from the closest kin.
#poetry
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Shared blood, shared name, shared history.
I thought you were a part of me.
But while I fought the world's attack,
You were the shadow at my back.
The sharpest knife, the deepest sin,
Is treason from the closest kin.
#poetry
I thought you were a part of me.
But while I fought the world's attack,
You were the shadow at my back.
The sharpest knife, the deepest sin,
Is treason from the closest kin.
#poetry
Crowned in rust and spun hellfire,
She wakes your darkest, deep desire.
No kiss of love, but theft of breath,
A ginger siren, sweet as death.
She leaves the body, takes the whole,
A scarlet demon drinking soul.
#poetry
She wakes your darkest, deep desire.
No kiss of love, but theft of breath,
A ginger siren, sweet as death.
She leaves the body, takes the whole,
A scarlet demon drinking soul.
#poetry
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Crowned in rust and spun hellfire,
She wakes your darkest, deep desire.
No kiss of love, but theft of breath,
A ginger siren, sweet as death.
She leaves the body, takes the whole,
A scarlet demon drinking soul.
#poetry
She wakes your darkest, deep desire.
No kiss of love, but theft of breath,
A ginger siren, sweet as death.
She leaves the body, takes the whole,
A scarlet demon drinking soul.
#poetry
Berries red as blood on snow,
Where the ancient lightning glows.
Druid spells in wood and leaf,
Ward the spirits, banish grief.
Ever-green in winter's bite,
She is queen of holy light.
#Poetry #Mythology #Winter #Folklore #DrBeyond
Where the ancient lightning glows.
Druid spells in wood and leaf,
Ward the spirits, banish grief.
Ever-green in winter's bite,
She is queen of holy light.
#Poetry #Mythology #Winter #Folklore #DrBeyond
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Berries red as blood on snow,
Where the ancient lightning glows.
Druid spells in wood and leaf,
Ward the spirits, banish grief.
Ever-green in winter's bite,
She is queen of holy light.
#Poetry #Mythology #Winter #Folklore #DrBeyond
Where the ancient lightning glows.
Druid spells in wood and leaf,
Ward the spirits, banish grief.
Ever-green in winter's bite,
She is queen of holy light.
#Poetry #Mythology #Winter #Folklore #DrBeyond
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I wonder what he's so excited about
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wonder what he's so excited about