Interesting point on Tyger Drew-Honey's take on pornography, but without mentioning who his parents are.

What took you?

Wait until she hears The Wiggles!

There was a reunion held at our school just before it closed. The former pupils, now principally in their mid-forties, smoked in the toilets, wrote graffiti about teachers on the walls and drunkenly broke up the sixth formers' art installation. It made the papers as far away as New Zealand.

I mean, admittedly, I'd have written 'perfect *with* fish' but we're not all of a sort, are we?