“People aren’t supposed to know how profoundly weak, stupid, and in-Putin’s-pocket we are… but it was leaked”

Fair enough… tho it sounds like the stigma might exist mostly in their heads.

Personally, I can’t have gluten, lactose, carbs, sugar, or processed foods - so my TG plate is pretty pathetic if I don’t bring stuff

As someone with a super-weird diet, might I suggest:

make way too much of something really tasty that you can eat, bring it along and share

(apologies for the unsolicited advice!)