CASANOVA MCBONER
@dougorgan.bsky.social
musician, producer / engineer, immigrant. Beatles, Albini, cheese, dogs, absurdist humor. Canadian in Los Angeles. he/him. bong vivant.
Pinned
I think you should drive fast in the fast lane and not be in the fast lane if you're not driving fast.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Iambic Pterodactyl
December 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Iambic Pterodactyl
The other day my beloved wife very nearly heated up chili without a lid in my nice freshly cleaned microwave.
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The other day my beloved wife very nearly heated up chili without a lid in my nice freshly cleaned microwave.
well I was raised Iambic Pentecostal,
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
well I was raised Iambic Pentecostal,
WELL, DACT THEM AGAIN!
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
WELL, DACT THEM AGAIN!
how is drake like my cellular reception in this rural area?
no bars
no bars
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
how is drake like my cellular reception in this rural area?
no bars
no bars
working on his tight five
During a press conference, Marco Rubio was unusually energized, restless, with rapid speech, visible agitation, dilated pupils, excessive sweating, jaw tension, frequent sniffing, and an intense emotional presentation reflected in rigid posture and exaggerated gestures. ❄️⛷️☃️
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
working on his tight five
Everybody wants to put classy lounge jazz piano in restaurants in their shows and movies; nobody wants to pay classy lounge jazz pianists to play in their dang classy restaurants and lounges!
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Everybody wants to put classy lounge jazz piano in restaurants in their shows and movies; nobody wants to pay classy lounge jazz pianists to play in their dang classy restaurants and lounges!
coal train may tricks
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
coal train may tricks
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ashes to ashes, durst to durst
December 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ashes to ashes, durst to durst
Has Kate McKinnon commented on the whole Bari Weiss thing?
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Has Kate McKinnon commented on the whole Bari Weiss thing?
if there isn't yet a strain of weed called Ku$h Patel, what are we even doing here?
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if there isn't yet a strain of weed called Ku$h Patel, what are we even doing here?
Dancing In The Club - MJ Slenderman
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dancing In The Club - MJ Slenderman
(to the tune of "For The Love Of Money" by The O'Jays):
🎵 coffee coffee coffee coffee / coffeeee 🎵
🎵 coffee coffee coffee coffee / coffeeee 🎵
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
(to the tune of "For The Love Of Money" by The O'Jays):
🎵 coffee coffee coffee coffee / coffeeee 🎵
🎵 coffee coffee coffee coffee / coffeeee 🎵
A funny curse phrase would be "Jesus Robinette Christ!".
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
A funny curse phrase would be "Jesus Robinette Christ!".
"You look like you're from the best band in Saskatchewan" - my wife, who I adore, to me
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"You look like you're from the best band in Saskatchewan" - my wife, who I adore, to me
No, more Mr. Nice Guy!
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
No, more Mr. Nice Guy!
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CBS' new policy is to Bari the lede
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
CBS' new policy is to Bari the lede
The Cheesecake Fictionory
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Cheesecake Fictionory
Laundry hamster
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Laundry hamster
Mos Eisley Taco Bell Cantina
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mos Eisley Taco Bell Cantina
Pastor Fussycat
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Pastor Fussycat