Doug
@dougmasson.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Hoosier. Citizen. Lawyer.
Due process is where you go to see if what is said is so.
Due process is where you go to see if what is said is so.
A graphic posted in the r/TheB1G subreddit, illustrating the Big Ten championship game possibilities based on who wins and loses this weekend. Obviously IU v. Ohio State is the most likely scenario. #iufb
Indiana gets in if they win and also gets in if they lose but Ohio State beats Michigan.
Indiana gets in if they win and also gets in if they lose but Ohio State beats Michigan.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A graphic posted in the r/TheB1G subreddit, illustrating the Big Ten championship game possibilities based on who wins and loses this weekend. Obviously IU v. Ohio State is the most likely scenario. #iufb
Indiana gets in if they win and also gets in if they lose but Ohio State beats Michigan.
Indiana gets in if they win and also gets in if they lose but Ohio State beats Michigan.
Making this even better was that your post was directly above this post from the Onion on my feed:
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Making this even better was that your post was directly above this post from the Onion on my feed:
IU Men's soccer (3-0-1) against #14 Oregon State last night. Went up 1-0 on a penalty kick in the 17th minute. One minute into the second half, it was a beautiful cross by Nesci to the back post where Ault buried it for the 2-0 final score. #iums
Also, Hoosier the Bison with the Crabb Band.
Also, Hoosier the Bison with the Crabb Band.
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
IU Men's soccer (3-0-1) against #14 Oregon State last night. Went up 1-0 on a penalty kick in the 17th minute. One minute into the second half, it was a beautiful cross by Nesci to the back post where Ault buried it for the 2-0 final score. #iums
Also, Hoosier the Bison with the Crabb Band.
Also, Hoosier the Bison with the Crabb Band.
Also, happy to report that my boy is with IU's Crabb Band again this year. Caught him on the TV, helpfully offering assistance to the officials, letting them know it ought to be IU's ball for the throw-in. He's a good egg.
August 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Also, happy to report that my boy is with IU's Crabb Band again this year. Caught him on the TV, helpfully offering assistance to the officials, letting them know it ought to be IU's ball for the throw-in. He's a good egg.
Not at all the point, but I went down a fairly deep Burger Chef rabbit hole a few years ago. Pioneers in soft serve ice cream, happy meals, and flame-broiled burgers.
August 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not at all the point, but I went down a fairly deep Burger Chef rabbit hole a few years ago. Pioneers in soft serve ice cream, happy meals, and flame-broiled burgers.
The show would probably require some version of this disclaimer.
August 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The show would probably require some version of this disclaimer.
Depends how you define “parade,” but there was Tank Man in 1989.
June 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Depends how you define “parade,” but there was Tank Man in 1989.
“Do you believe in unlikelihoods?!”
June 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“Do you believe in unlikelihoods?!”
Maybe one for @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Maybe one for @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Never stop having horrible takes, New York Times.
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Never stop having horrible takes, New York Times.
These graphs will never get old.
June 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
These graphs will never get old.
Tiny Attorney: "I myself am growing from the torso of an inbred simpleton."
May 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tiny Attorney: "I myself am growing from the torso of an inbred simpleton."
You remind me that I regret not stopping at this establishment I passed on my road trip this weekend.
I’m unaware of their political agenda but I’d probably vote for it just on the strength of their marketing.
I’m unaware of their political agenda but I’d probably vote for it just on the strength of their marketing.
May 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You remind me that I regret not stopping at this establishment I passed on my road trip this weekend.
I’m unaware of their political agenda but I’d probably vote for it just on the strength of their marketing.
I’m unaware of their political agenda but I’d probably vote for it just on the strength of their marketing.
Oh, that was good. Thanks for sharing it! Loved this passage toward the end.
May 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oh, that was good. Thanks for sharing it! Loved this passage toward the end.
Exchange in the car today, passing a Hardee’s after passing the Meaner Wiener.
“How can a Hardee’s possibly stay open that close to the Meaner Wiener?”
“How can *any* restaurant survive that level of competition?!?”
“How can a Hardee’s possibly stay open that close to the Meaner Wiener?”
“How can *any* restaurant survive that level of competition?!?”
May 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Exchange in the car today, passing a Hardee’s after passing the Meaner Wiener.
“How can a Hardee’s possibly stay open that close to the Meaner Wiener?”
“How can *any* restaurant survive that level of competition?!?”
“How can a Hardee’s possibly stay open that close to the Meaner Wiener?”
“How can *any* restaurant survive that level of competition?!?”
Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe.
May 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as a bribe.
My mug is boring, but it’s on the screen porch this beautiful morning.
Also, salute to the Red Devils mug. I was a Richmond Red Devil & my kids were West Lafayette Red Devils.
As we say at West Side, Red Devil Pride!
Also, salute to the Red Devils mug. I was a Richmond Red Devil & my kids were West Lafayette Red Devils.
As we say at West Side, Red Devil Pride!
May 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My mug is boring, but it’s on the screen porch this beautiful morning.
Also, salute to the Red Devils mug. I was a Richmond Red Devil & my kids were West Lafayette Red Devils.
As we say at West Side, Red Devil Pride!
Also, salute to the Red Devils mug. I was a Richmond Red Devil & my kids were West Lafayette Red Devils.
As we say at West Side, Red Devil Pride!
How about "Banking based on heart & grit?" I prefer math and spreadsheets, myself.
May 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How about "Banking based on heart & grit?" I prefer math and spreadsheets, myself.