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(♌️♍️♏️) I don’t fix typos, you know what I meant. Skateboarding, wrestling, astrology, general tomfoolery
If I was a Pro Skater I’d def try to get a Starter jackets sponsorship, probably an And1 tee shirt sponsorship too. I’m making all my early 90s dreams come true.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The Royal Rumble is next week? Literally the first time in 12 years that I have not cared at all, and that’s a bummer.
January 25, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I’ve given up on Elder Scrolls 6 coming out any time in the next five years but Fable has a new game coming out this year and I’m so excited
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Been getting back into Pokémon and playing Alpha Sapphire and I need Nintendo to bring back WonderTrades NOW
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This is how I’m hanging in there rn
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
First time in weeks I’ve felt healthy enough to go to the gym aaaand snowstorm
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Skate for 20 years and you too can have a grip job this bad
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Had Greek yogurt, an apple, and blueberries just now instead of the Doritos I actually wanted. I’m the epitome of health and wellness.
January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The first episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was so fun. Not explosive or groundbreaking, but an enjoyable and slow paced beginning
January 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I used to be a big Yaje Popson fan until he did that fastplant to back tail on a bench. That’s gotta be one of the worst tricks I’ve ever seen
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The Bears fuckin suck. I love em.
I’ve been getting into football recently trying to find another team to watch, and based off the “Will they won’t they” vibe I’m used to with The Chiefs I’m gonna go with The Bears. Also their QB reposted this so hes clearly funny
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Looking to adopt a cat and I’m drawn to Sandy.
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
A new reason that I can’t stand weed is that I’m sitting at the Walmart pickup and this car pulls up next to me smoking really smelly weed so now I have a headache from their bad weed.
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I’ve lost my whimsy in the past few years, and I’m sad to report that I have not had that shit on in months, maybe even a year.
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Sometimes I remember that my grandma’s parents were sharecroppers and the reality of how recent that part of history is hits me.
January 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Still sick, and this morning I decided to rewatch It’s Always Sunny in its entirety
This is the longest I’ve been sick since I had Covid in late 2020 and it is so very annoying
January 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I need a dvd player so I can watch Sorority Boys
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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king gizzard and the lynyrd skynyrd
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Most recent art 🩷✨
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Haven’t been to the gym in 2 weeks due to this cold. I had just gotten to bench 135 and now when I go back I’m gonna be noodle armed
January 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Someone posted a pic from our town’s history and Robert went tf off 😂😂
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I’ve been getting into football recently trying to find another team to watch, and based off the “Will they won’t they” vibe I’m used to with The Chiefs I’m gonna go with The Bears. Also their QB reposted this so hes clearly funny
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m not even asking God to give him a huge heart attack or aneurysm, it can be a normal one. Whatever it’s gotta be to get that nigga in the dirt
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Working a call center job is so stupid. “Make sure you do the work on the call so your after call work time is low”.
Okay so if I’m on a 5 minute call, do 5 minutes of after call work that’s 10 minutes, which is the same if I take 5 minutes after the call and do it on the call. MADE UP NUMBERS!!!
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM