@dooplon.bsky.social
occasionally posts politics, NSFW, and hobby stuff, viewer discretion is $3.99 per post
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guy who just fumbled the bag: yeah I guess nobody gets the bag anymore huh. these days the bag doesn't even matter. it's going out of fashion. in 10 years there won't even be the bag I bet
August 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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psychic
May 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I have a lil squirt bottle at my desk for 2 purposes.

Set to "Mist" I use it to wet my hair when it's fluffed up and unruly.

Set to "Squirt" I use it spook my cat when he's fluffed up and unruly.

But sometimes I'll forget it's in 'Cat Spook' mode, go to wet my hair, and laser myself in the head.
January 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Service Industry Sucy (2020)
January 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Fenfen doodle, its been a while............
May 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Americans think nothing bad will ever happen to them when something new and horrible happens to them every single day in the form of executive orders, court rulings, and laws passed.
May 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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🩸 𝖂𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖍 🩸 featuring my new knight oc
May 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Still my top advice for any people joining Bluesky. 💙
Welcome to Bluesky 💙🦋
April 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The Temptations of Bentley Scroop, DD McInnes.
April 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I am sorry to say it, but this is probably one of the most important things you can repost today.
Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..
April 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol
Bookmarking this
April 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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good advice
February 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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i have a theory that a certain type of person, mostly male, has at this point become more erotically sensitive to metadata than anything else. jacking off to tags
dudes love to tag that shit like Sexy Times with Wangxian too
February 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Thelera, one of my #dnd characters.
December 1, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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it’s insane to me whenever trump wins they always go “time to unite ❤️ no more hate” while they spend the entire campaign and already the second trump presidency dividing everyone. we need to hate rightwingers more
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.
January 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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oh hey it's @faune.bsky.social's Sarah!
January 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Made a borger 🍔
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Sketch 🙏
January 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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"Enter Through the Lobby"
January 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Ripley & Jones (Alien) 💙
January 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Always the cleanup crew. 🤦🏻‍♂️
January 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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saw a JP tweet earlier today about how they cannot believe super sentai footage they were watching came from a porn

and they're right this is unhinged

this absolute galaxy brain creators shot four 20-minute episodes of, just, serious super sentai

youtu.be/HohVAIANTAg
『阿仁丸戦隊ジンジュウガー(JINJYUGAR)』 - episode_01 「発見!最後の超遺伝子!」
YouTube video by ギガ特撮チャンネル(GIGA TOKUSATSU CHANNEL)
youtu.be
January 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM