chris balser 🖤
@doomfunk.bsky.social
systems designer. artist. writer. doer of silly voices. salmiakki advocate. worked on ESO, Starfield, Diablo 4, Cyberpunk 2.
smartphone acquired and instantly, bam
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
smartphone acquired and instantly, bam
sharing a collected process test for a project I'm doing, a bunch of portraits for a solo game joint. average time per drawing 25 minutes, drawn on my phone, more in first reply.
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
sharing a collected process test for a project I'm doing, a bunch of portraits for a solo game joint. average time per drawing 25 minutes, drawn on my phone, more in first reply.
I am not cool. I have never been cool.
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I am not cool. I have never been cool.
Duke Klaus of Glossen, who has died many times but cannot find rest. Before his first death, often called Klaus the Debonair for his good looks and easy way with romance.
drawn on my phone, trying some things. process experiments are valuable even when they're failures.
drawn on my phone, trying some things. process experiments are valuable even when they're failures.
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Duke Klaus of Glossen, who has died many times but cannot find rest. Before his first death, often called Klaus the Debonair for his good looks and easy way with romance.
drawn on my phone, trying some things. process experiments are valuable even when they're failures.
drawn on my phone, trying some things. process experiments are valuable even when they're failures.
today in "things I dictated to my phone between beats of a conversation with my spouse that they correctly clocked immediately as being about Fallen London",
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
today in "things I dictated to my phone between beats of a conversation with my spouse that they correctly clocked immediately as being about Fallen London",
as an American, Americans react to me describing this as one of my faves as though I drink liquid smoke straight from the bottle.
come to think of it I should try that some time
come to think of it I should try that some time
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
as an American, Americans react to me describing this as one of my faves as though I drink liquid smoke straight from the bottle.
come to think of it I should try that some time
come to think of it I should try that some time
if you see this, quote with an image from a game released in the year of your birth
October 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
if you see this, quote with an image from a game released in the year of your birth
the comments on this are all about the short battery life and, honestly, it's so true. my family picked up rechargeable battery packs that socketed into the existing battery bays and would predict the later form factor of handhelds like the steam deck. looked like these.
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the comments on this are all about the short battery life and, honestly, it's so true. my family picked up rechargeable battery packs that socketed into the existing battery bays and would predict the later form factor of handhelds like the steam deck. looked like these.
live and drink, friends
October 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
live and drink, friends
@hthrflwrs.bsky.social gave us all an excellent Very Bad Idea in the exceptional story for the month in Fallen London. I always take these options and it's always worth it.
October 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@hthrflwrs.bsky.social gave us all an excellent Very Bad Idea in the exceptional story for the month in Fallen London. I always take these options and it's always worth it.
drawn while my spouse and I were figuring our move out. like five hours? I kept doing stuff and then we'd discuss it and see what could change to make it cooler. a drow mage-duelist, drawn on my phone, sketchbook app. and yes, I went bottom layer to top layer.
October 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
drawn while my spouse and I were figuring our move out. like five hours? I kept doing stuff and then we'd discuss it and see what could change to make it cooler. a drow mage-duelist, drawn on my phone, sketchbook app. and yes, I went bottom layer to top layer.
yeah, idk, I think the slop machine already being bad at math and only guessing what is mathlike really didn't do any favours here
September 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
yeah, idk, I think the slop machine already being bad at math and only guessing what is mathlike really didn't do any favours here
here's a #randomgamesaturday moment for you: dragon crystal, a roguelike for the game gear. first roguelike (of very, very many) I ever played and one I sank countless hours and countless AA batteries into. you're tailed by an egg constantly that eventually hatches and becomes a little buddy.
September 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
here's a #randomgamesaturday moment for you: dragon crystal, a roguelike for the game gear. first roguelike (of very, very many) I ever played and one I sank countless hours and countless AA batteries into. you're tailed by an egg constantly that eventually hatches and becomes a little buddy.
using bluefacts.app to get whatever my number is and then finding a game that is reviewed as the same
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
using bluefacts.app to get whatever my number is and then finding a game that is reviewed as the same
waving my ticket over my head as I muscle my way to the head of the line
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
waving my ticket over my head as I muscle my way to the head of the line
I know I say this every time, but,
September 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I know I say this every time, but,
I would like to, but...
September 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I would like to, but...
if you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.
September 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.
I Don't really support what she do but she is basically always serving. ~40 minutes, sketchbook app, my phone.
August 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I Don't really support what she do but she is basically always serving. ~40 minutes, sketchbook app, my phone.