i don't see wild woody not having a criminal case or two, that guy is not alright

yolker's trick...

Doodleco™ HQ is mostly staffed by Doodleclones, demons tricked into signing contracts for office work, mad scientists, regular dorks we hired so we could GET em with tf/hypno office pranks and the physical manifestation of the soul of a mecha that preceded our times

TLDR: i think it makes for a funny critter to have this bubbly sparkly bimbo b-b-babe secretly have the biggest brain on earth and have EVIL plans. like i feel she breaks the act whenever talking to her test subjects and get 1000 times more articulate and intimidating

we're pretty sure she just uses several aliases to avoid suspicions, but most Doodleco™ innovations have her name written all over them. We don't even know when she showed up or how much of our profits she's syphoned out cause the records change on an hourly basis now

a lot of 100 days mineycrap videos (even if they're getting somewhat less frequent now) don't even have people making cool builds and stuff anymore they just beat a mod pack or whatever, build a cute lil village u dang dingus or i'm stealing all your teeth

my youtube recommendations are so dogshit right now, it's all super uninformed video essays made by the most content brained people out there or like people who play minecraft and scream and get chat gpt to make them a script they can narrate in a dead pan, automaton-like voice

idk i watched like 10 lockpickinglawyer videos on why ear-safes are super easy to remove without a key

first thing i drew and uploaded this year (at 4 in the morning!!) was my funny wizard twink pre-"getting fem'd and brainwashed by a succubus" and i totally forgot about it cause it was like 1-2 art style shifts ago but if someone draws smut i like, my brain will hang on to it for year. fucked up!!!

holy shit funny robot ladies that share the same look and just do busy work around the office. oh god oh fuck i NEED to get twinning tf'd into one of these you don't understand i NEED this.