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girl who likes drawing hot robots and other such things teehee

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dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · Jan 5

hey i'm Doodle, funny fetish artist extraordinaire and gravely afflicted by mecha anime brainworms

don't have a comms sheet nor is that in the plans, but if you have a concept for my OC's that you think i'd brainworm about enough to draw, feel free to DM me!

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 6h

too tired rn to actually make this any good lmao but idk i need to be a funny silly plushie that can maybe move but is much more compelled to just lay around all cute like

u ever think about how i'd rather be an inanimate object than deal with some of this shit that's a bit worrying tbh

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 8h

one day i'll learn how to actually draw cars i swear i swear! please give me a chance! (large swathes of my VERY disappointed fans throw various sharp object at my abdomen/light hot coals under my office chair)

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 9h

you may think that for some of these i'm making clever and well thought out aesthetic changes to suit my version of these critters better, but actually i'm too lazy to have a ref image tab open and i draw em based on my vague memory of their designs

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

it's time for me to HONK MIMimimimimimmimi before i drop dead but at least i have a lil unshaded preview of the next faocking DRAWVING for all u worms/non worms

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 10h

it's that damnable italian again

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 13h

plushie tf on the brain if i'm being real

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 17h

if u push in yoshi's nose he dies instantly it's actually where his brain is and it's a huge soft spot, yoshi mortality rates are through the roof

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

it's time for me to HONK MIMimimimimimmimi before i drop dead but at least i have a lil unshaded preview of the next faocking DRAWVING for all u worms/non worms

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

extensive comic that has like 1 page of epic™ latex™ action™ and the rest is a painfully accurate and long legal battle which spans the length of your average battle shonen manga, i would be crucified for that one i think

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

type of local commercial that Doodleco™ would have to get lost media'd because of an upcoming law suit from SEVERAL people who got perma suited from improperly labelled DoodleSuit™ products

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

type of local commercial that Doodleco™ would have to get lost media'd because of an upcoming law suit from SEVERAL people who got perma suited from improperly labelled DoodleSuit™ products

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

you WILL not find a way to safely contain it, it WILL be involved in some manner of work place incident, but golly gee it's not gonna cause you much to have some YOU know get perma latex'd and that's a DOODLE PROMISE. so come on down and get this stuff off of MY hands so it can get on YOUR hands

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

come on down to Doodle's "BIG VATS OF THAT SPECIFIC TYPE OF LATEX IN TF PORN THAT'S IMPLIED TO BE ALIVE AND ALSO LIQUID"super sale! Due to a manufacturing error, i'm STUCK with a warehouse of various ominous drums of dark STICKY synthetic rubber at an ASTONISHING discount. it's DANGEROUS and CHEAP

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

psychic pokeymans emit ♀️waves that are potent enough that ur average dorks' brain has it's ♂️waves completely disrupted

it's all canon, mr pokeyman told me this himself in person

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

that big fish from macross

u ever think about that

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

they broke his left arm and put em in a cast and thought i wouldn't notice.

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

it's like when they decided that the funny shoulder pads vegeta should be exclusive to the saiyan pod model kit but also be stuck in this specific pose

evil!

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 1d

i would get them there pokeyman model kits more often but you have to stare at them real close to be able to tell which ones are articulated and which aren't at times.

i'm a fucking DUMB IDIOT WHINY FOOL who likes when my dolls can move okay

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 2d

[NSFW🔞:latex, bound n' gagged n' such]
it's late and i am EXHAUSTED and my brain had to put another Doodle in some manner of FUCKED UP scenario so congratulations to all of you with DoodleTV+ subscriptions, this month you'll be sent a FREE bound up Doodle free of charge!!!!!!!!!

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 2d

(video of a guy getting torn apart by 4 grey aliens in a corn field)
this means so much for us small artists!😁

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 2d

half babe half robot half cop half car half life half price half baked half assed half pipe half-

all (FUCKING checks my NOTES) fuuuck uhh look pal this caption writing stuff is hard see look i don't think this one was thought through all that hard sorry my guy

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 3d

fatt groaning: grrr homer isn't long enough (throws all the papers off of his desk UGH will someone make homer get SQUEEZED in between two industrial rollers so he can FINALLY be long AGH i am gronning i am ANGRY
me: alright dude haha but no need to be all erm rude about it señor

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 4d

it can be an alphonse thing too if you live in my twisted/fucked up world heh (smirks all cool and stuff)

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 4d

this 97 year old local BRAINLESS doodle makes her prowl fan design do the obvious robocop thing the old fashioned way

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 5d

i think if i start handwriting my comics i'll get a pipebomb in my mailbox ngl

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 5d

i would do lil text blurbs for my fem tf critters if krita's text function didn't make me feel like sounding myself with a soldering iron every time i go anywhere near it

dooderoni @dooderoni.bsky.social · 5d

matt "the groaner" has announced that ned simpson is no longer with us due to "not funny anymore"