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Post your favorite Christmas elves (wrong answers only)
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Sorry.

My existentialism is acting up.
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Just know that “conversion therapy” is three incoherent pseudoscientific ramblings standing on each other’s shoulders under a trench coat. It’s not therapeutic (it doesn’t help, does net harm), it doesn’t convert (practically no “success” documented), and it should absolutely be banned.
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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THESPIANS (Words Containing ‘the’)

These thespians soothed
the gathering. They breathed — then
the theatre breathed.

#haiku
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Just passed a pro life billboard of a baby asking, “What about MY choice?”

And I gotta tell you, kid, I don’t know of a single person who chose to be born.
August 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Ahem
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Apparently only Estonia and Bulgaria exclude all prisoners from voting for the length of their incarceration (www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etud... ), but there's no EU member that disenfranchises former prisoners like many US states do.
www.europarl.europa.eu
July 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
July 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Not gonna read this but I'm assuming the question is for after they have apologized to you personally and begun taking actual steps towards ending the fascist takeover. Right?
July 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Is there a world where Polster makes a return to the USMNT?
July 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.
July 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Outkast releasing Hey Ya was the peak of civilization.
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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the party rejecting bernie as a presidential nominee TWICE brought us directly to this moment. he was the only person running on something we all needed (medicare for all) and the democratic establishment refused to get behind that.
July 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"denying a thing I think I deserve to other people who i don't think deserve it" is the entire goddamned GOP platform, it's not a fuckin dunk
July 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Josh Hawley is using the regime’s manufactured crisis to begin criminalizing opposition organizations. He’s launching a Senate investigation into immigrant rights organizations.

This is how dictators make it illegal to oppose them.
June 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM