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Dillon the Beaver (Cow Ripken)
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Just a Cow tryna go straight and get my calves back
Pinned
C(Oh)by May(Oh)
Pete Alons(Oh)
Samuel Basall(Oh)
Tyler (Oh)'Neil
...
ryan mountcastle

Os Fans: Wonder who they're gonna cut?
You dont understand. "Lowest common denominator" is Schumers bread and butter.
Senate Dems needn’t come to agreement on everything right now. That’s a path to the lowest common denominator. They simply have to agree to filibuster DHS approps. As to which of a host of anti-brutality and anti-authoritarian proposals to advance, let a thousand flowers bloom.
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
It's great, but it's no
Take This to Your Grave (2003)
From Under the Cork Tree (2005)
Infinity on High (2007)
Folie à Deux (2008)
Save Rock and Roll (2013)
Billy Joel's output from 1973-1983 is fucking ridiculous

Piano man
Streetlife Serenade
Turnstiles
The Stranger
52nd Street
Glass Houses
The Nylon Curtain
An Innocent Man

just banger after banger. and Closer to the Borderline is there too.
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Man. You guys remember Pretty Ricky? Things were simpler.
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Shoveled. In by the fire.
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Did want to watch the news anymore. Moving along!
January 25, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I...don't remember this at all.
⚾💥 13 July 2025 💥⚾
Game: Regular Season
Pitcher: Eury Pérez (R) - Miami Marlins
Batter: David Bañuelos (R) - Baltimore Orioles
The Play: 1-0, 0 outs, bottom of 7th, Marlins up 8-0
The Pitch: 91.8 mph four-seam fastball
Final: Marlins won 11-1 in 9 innings
January 25, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Ryan Murphy's vibe is atrocious. Man's creative output is absolutely dripping with edge. Unbearable.
January 25, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Im sorry is she fucking insane
Q: Did he brandish a gun?

KRISTI NOEM: This individual showed up to impede a law enforcement operation and assaulted our officers. I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign. This is a violent riot when you have someone showing up with weapons
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Omfg. We're talking about body cameras.
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Pretty grave that we must say "National Guard will be wearing yellow vests."
January 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.

It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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This is my blood
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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EVERY SINGLE THING ANY CONSERVATIVE EVER SAID THEY VALUED WAS A FUCKING LIE IN SERVICE TO PROTECTING THEIR SELF IMAGE AND SOCIAL ACCEPTABILITY FROM THE ABSOLUTE FACT THAT IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING RACIST GARBAGE HUMANS
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Agree.
It’s time.

I want the see Steve Kerr’s Warriors and Minneapolis’ Timberwolves agree that they simply cannot play this game tonight.

A strike in solidarity with the besieged city and its murdered and abducted residents.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
They approach him.
They shove his friend and then mace him when he tries to help them up. Hold him down and shoot him 7 times?
Do I have that right?
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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When the Right discusses firearm ownership as a defense against tyranny, they are envisioning a COVID vaccine card, not a liberal dead at the hands of the state
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
From here on, I will give no deference to a "difference of opinion," as it has become crystal clear that no one on the right *believes* anything at all.
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I guess prepare yourself for whatever horrible shit he's going to say about it
January 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Yall...
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses.

please share, it's urgent
ICE has banged on my door twice in the past 24 hours, screaming at me thru the window. i have safely sent my child off to her grandparents. i am not suicidal. i am physically disabled and unarmed. i'm in baltimore county. they have been spotted all across MD. be safe.
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Feeling better about the snout
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Fun times at the Heeler house.
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM