Not Jesus
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Not Jesus
@dontbothermeatall.bsky.social
Praise Jesus for our tiny-hands christofascist theocracy!
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The UV light was specifically mentioned inside the body, so a UV suppository.

Ivermectin was used in an illegal experiment on prisoners in Sarah Huckabee's christian state of Arkansas.

Praise Jesus for immoral experiments on Prisoners!

Sarah is no better than Mengele.

Jesus loves Sarah!
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy Hollandaise California!

From the youngest grandson of Santa (who was born in Ukraine).

He no longer gives out coal, just $0.02; his grandson is an environmentalist.
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Simple bribe to the troops to violate war crimes statutes.
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This, Ivermectin, Injecting Bleach, and Rectal UV lights.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't think any exceptions will be made for fans unless they are rich and white (or Arab).

I suggest losing teams also leave the country right after their loss, so they don't get arrested for "overstaying their time".
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Might as well drop the Troop count, Russia doesn't value the lives of its citizens.
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
In Texas, this would be an illegal abortion, and his wife would probably be prosecuted.
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Praise Jesus for sending ICE to whitewash America!

Praise Jesus' rape daddy!

Praise the christian Pedophile god!!!
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Praise Jesus for sending ICE to whitewash the US!
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
She's GOT to be the BDSM Master.
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Interestingly enough, 3 of the top five are African, and one of the top five is Pakistan.

That said, Egypt is into twinks, and Iran is into "straight guy" gay porn.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM