Don Scrumbo
@donscrumbo.bsky.social
Mayor and President of Scrumbopolis
Another day at the WOKEplace
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Another day at the WOKEplace
Scrumbopolis cryptids are not frightening. Take Splendor Man! His aura lights up the forest at night. If you get lost he can guide you home
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Scrumbopolis cryptids are not frightening. Take Splendor Man! His aura lights up the forest at night. If you get lost he can guide you home
“Gianna Michaels”
September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Gianna Michaels”
Happy Mother’s Day!
September 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Happy Mother’s Day!
“Mooom can we go be sad on a lawn with flowers?”
Mom: “we have sad at home”
The sad at home:
Mom: “we have sad at home”
The sad at home:
September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Mooom can we go be sad on a lawn with flowers?”
Mom: “we have sad at home”
The sad at home:
Mom: “we have sad at home”
The sad at home:
This and crankin’ it
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This and crankin’ it
The world if we all had our foreskins
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The world if we all had our foreskins
You can hot dog in a hamburger bun but you can’t hamburger in a hot dog bun
July 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You can hot dog in a hamburger bun but you can’t hamburger in a hot dog bun
Got a contact high!
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Got a contact high!
When children don’t cooperate at the dentist they crucify them
June 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When children don’t cooperate at the dentist they crucify them
It’s shrimple really…
June 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s shrimple really…
“Kickstart my butt”
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“Kickstart my butt”
“Kryptonite” by 3 balls down
June 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Kryptonite” by 3 balls down
Last time I post bail for family
June 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Last time I post bail for family
I put everything I had into that last turd
June 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I put everything I had into that last turd
Happy Father’s Day from my family to yours! 🧼❤️
June 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Happy Father’s Day from my family to yours! 🧼❤️
I met the coolest guy today!
June 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I met the coolest guy today!
1-800-MARIO For a good plumber
June 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
1-800-MARIO For a good plumber
The man knows how to cook!
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The man knows how to cook!