Don Scrumbo
@donscrumbo.bsky.social
Mayor and President of Scrumbopolis
Pinned
It’s free bomb day in Scrumbopolis tomorrow! Start your stockpile for Santa early this year!
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s free bomb day in Scrumbopolis tomorrow! Start your stockpile for Santa early this year!
Another day at the WOKEplace
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Another day at the WOKEplace
Gotta bend money to make money
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Gotta bend money to make money
Superpower that increases your IQ by 1 each time you ejaculate but resets when you go to sleep is why I always disappear before work meetings
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Superpower that increases your IQ by 1 each time you ejaculate but resets when you go to sleep is why I always disappear before work meetings
I dipped a piece of pizza in sour cream and I’m here to recognize my privilege
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I dipped a piece of pizza in sour cream and I’m here to recognize my privilege
Would you eat me if I was a worm?
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Would you eat me if I was a worm?
I’m trying to adapt Don Scrumbo To NOT be the scrubbing bubbles guy. In my mind I am him. It is blocking me from the possibilities.
My only ideas are “be my human form” (yuck)
Draw a ripoff.
Do any of you have an image of Don Scrumbo in your minds eye?
My only ideas are “be my human form” (yuck)
Draw a ripoff.
Do any of you have an image of Don Scrumbo in your minds eye?
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m trying to adapt Don Scrumbo To NOT be the scrubbing bubbles guy. In my mind I am him. It is blocking me from the possibilities.
My only ideas are “be my human form” (yuck)
Draw a ripoff.
Do any of you have an image of Don Scrumbo in your minds eye?
My only ideas are “be my human form” (yuck)
Draw a ripoff.
Do any of you have an image of Don Scrumbo in your minds eye?
Call me Bram Stroker the way I’t
Drac-It-Off
Drac-It-Off
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Call me Bram Stroker the way I’t
Drac-It-Off
Drac-It-Off
Every trick or treater carries a gun in Scrumbopolis.
So does every household.
Deterrence is the real treat
So does every household.
Deterrence is the real treat
October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Every trick or treater carries a gun in Scrumbopolis.
So does every household.
Deterrence is the real treat
So does every household.
Deterrence is the real treat
Enemies to meat lovers
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Enemies to meat lovers
She’s the type of girl to get regular cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory
October 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
She’s the type of girl to get regular cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory
What’s with all the pomp and circumstance on Halloween? Pussy feels good with the costume off idk why we’re jumping through hoops
October 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What’s with all the pomp and circumstance on Halloween? Pussy feels good with the costume off idk why we’re jumping through hoops
If you watch porn videos in vertical you’re a degenerate
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you watch porn videos in vertical you’re a degenerate
She micro my plastic till I Doug Dimmadome
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
She micro my plastic till I Doug Dimmadome
Cats love to leave you with no choice
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cats love to leave you with no choice
If I could suck my own dick I would.
October 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I could suck my own dick I would.
What if VSauce was lying this whole time?
October 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What if VSauce was lying this whole time?
The pooping on the toilet to washing your hands pipeline
October 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The pooping on the toilet to washing your hands pipeline
My poop smells like SHIT!
But my wife’s poop STINKS!
You know which one is worse.
But my wife’s poop STINKS!
You know which one is worse.
October 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My poop smells like SHIT!
But my wife’s poop STINKS!
You know which one is worse.
But my wife’s poop STINKS!
You know which one is worse.
If ur fucking ur ex that’s not your ex it’s your
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If ur fucking ur ex that’s not your ex it’s your
Scrumbopolis cryptids are not frightening. Take Splendor Man! His aura lights up the forest at night. If you get lost he can guide you home
October 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Scrumbopolis cryptids are not frightening. Take Splendor Man! His aura lights up the forest at night. If you get lost he can guide you home
They should call it “Feet Ball” because you need both geet
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They should call it “Feet Ball” because you need both geet
If there are only 2 sexes then it makes sense why there’s not enough to go arou
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If there are only 2 sexes then it makes sense why there’s not enough to go arou
Do tha blue man group got blue penis?
Asking for a police sketch artist
Asking for a police sketch artist
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Do tha blue man group got blue penis?
Asking for a police sketch artist
Asking for a police sketch artist
“Gianna Michaels”
September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Gianna Michaels”